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Posted by: TonyAKAVW May 3 2004, 11:55 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040503/od_nm/odd_germany_cars_dc


-Tony

Posted by: tat2dphreak May 3 2004, 11:59 AM

we're too busy in the garage getting ours to work, I guess biggrin.gif

besides, they didn't ask anyone outside of europe... the rest of us are getting too much to answer stupid polls for magazines we've never heard of biggrin.gif

Posted by: SpecialK May 3 2004, 12:00 PM

Porsche owners don't 'require' as much sex....That's how fun these cars are to drive wink.gif

Posted by: phantom914 May 3 2004, 12:00 PM

Porsche: there is no substitute...not even sex.

Posted by: davep May 3 2004, 12:09 PM

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Posted by: Curvie Roadlover May 3 2004, 12:13 PM

QUOTE(Special_K @ May 3 2004, 10:00 AM)
Porsche owners don't 'require' as much sex....That's how fun these cars are to drive wink.gif

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Posted by: ninefourteener May 3 2004, 12:16 PM

Speak for yourselves guys.

I had 3 very interesting nights this past weekend.. with 3 very interesting people. And there's still 4 more days this week.

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Maybe my Acura is just too pimpalicious...... and makes up for the apparently "dry" Porsche??

LMFAO!

Posted by: d914 May 3 2004, 12:19 PM

1.4 times a week, I'll take it!!!!!

Posted by: Howard May 3 2004, 12:26 PM

1.4 times? Who got the .4?? What is a .4??

Posted by: nebreitling May 3 2004, 12:27 PM

yeah, i'm with ninefourteener

i've had some, err, experiences in my car...

Posted by: tesserra May 3 2004, 12:31 PM

BMW owners lie.

Posted by: Demick May 3 2004, 12:36 PM

So if your wife drives a BMW, and you drive a Porsche, does that mean it's time to hire a private investigator?


Demick

Posted by: Qarl May 3 2004, 12:38 PM

Woohoo! smilie_pokal.gif

Somebody tell my wife! Apparently she doesn't realize that I have a new Bimmer yet!

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Posted by: scruz914 May 3 2004, 12:46 PM

I have an Audi, 2 VWs, and the 914. Does that mean I should be getting it 7.3 times a week?

-Jeff

Posted by: mike_the_man May 3 2004, 02:21 PM

I also have an Audi, 2 VW's and a Porsche. I don't think that 7.3 holds true. But one can always dream. Hmmm, 7.3 times a week, mmmmmmm biggrin.gif

Posted by: Mark Henry May 3 2004, 02:44 PM

QUOTE(ninefourteener @ May 3 2004, 10:16 AM)
Speak for yourselves guys.

I had 3 very interesting nights this past weekend.. with 3 very interesting people. And there's still 4 more days this week.

aktion035.gif

Maybe my Acura is just too pimpalicious...... and makes up for the apparently "dry" Porsche??

LMFAO!

And you wonder why you have Psycho's stalking you? chairfall.gif

Posted by: tat2dphreak May 3 2004, 03:02 PM

QUOTE(ninefourteener @ May 3 2004, 12:16 PM)
Speak for yourselves guys.

I had 3 very interesting nights this past weekend.. with 3 very interesting people. And there's still 4 more days this week.

aktion035.gif

Maybe my Acura is just too pimpalicious...... and makes up for the apparently "dry" Porsche??

LMFAO!

god bless you and your psycho-attracting-self biggrin.gif

Posted by: bongo monkey May 3 2004, 04:47 PM

QUOTE(phantom914 @ May 3 2004, 01:00 PM)
Porsche: there is no substitute...not even sex.

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Posted by: Joe Ricard May 3 2004, 05:41 PM

Two Porsches = 2.8 times a week. It's not the quantity it's the quality. For that there REALLY IS NO SUSBSTITUTE. smilie_pokal.gif

Posted by: DrifterJay May 3 2004, 07:15 PM

I got it close to 13 times this past week....and my other vehicle is a Ford Ranger wink.gif she thinks the 914 is hot....when its running she wouldnt mind.......in it....nevermind...this will come to bite me in the ass later.... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Andyrew May 3 2004, 08:11 PM

Hmm interesting thread!

I guess I'll have to wait for those numbers till when im married

*Sigh

for now, I have the 914.. and the 944's

At least I get to choose

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Posted by: ninefourteener May 3 2004, 11:00 PM

QUOTE(Mark Henry @ May 3 2004, 12:44 PM)
And you wonder why you have Psycho's stalking you? chairfall.gif

Strangely enough... yes...

I mean... is that really justification? Nope.

Takes two to tango.

Posted by: mike_the_man May 4 2004, 02:08 PM

QUOTE(DrifterJay @ May 3 2004, 05:15 PM)
I got it close to 13 times this past week....and my other vehicle is a Ford Ranger wink.gif she thinks the 914 is hot....when its running she wouldnt mind.......in it....nevermind...this will come to bite me in the ass later.... biggrin.gif

13! To be young and in love (or at least horny!) again. I remember when 2 or 3 times a day wasn't uncommon! Christ, what the hell is wrong with me, I'm only 25?!?! huh.gif

Posted by: Rob Ways May 4 2004, 05:39 PM

Yeah, the BMW owners do it 2.2 times per week, but they don't say with what....

Also, do you think the ave BMW owner "might" embellish a bit???

Posted by: tracks914 May 4 2004, 06:13 PM

If the 1 was with the wife and the .4 was.....well...alone, then that would mean......I don't think I like where this is going!
But if the beamer owners get 2.2, that could be once with a partner and 3 times by himself.....laugh.gif laugh.gif

I'd be happy with the 1.4 if I could get that much but unfortunately my wife doesn't drink. laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: TonyAKAVW May 12 2004, 03:14 PM

well, here's where the 0.4 comes from....

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/afplifestyle_germany



Looks like Porsche owners are both not having much sex, and the sex they do have is not with their spouses! At least in Germany...

-Tony

Posted by: fiid May 12 2004, 03:41 PM

This problem can easily be rectified by buying your wife or "significant other" a Peugeot or Citroen.

I wonder if the same holds true in the US, or if it is in fact AMC Gremlin drivers that get the most boot-ay.

Similar surveys also reckon that European men have 0.5" over their American counterparts!

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Posted by: SpecialK May 12 2004, 05:29 PM

QUOTE(fiid @ May 12 2004, 01:41 PM)

European men have 0.5" over their American counterparts!


:dhead:


Don't forget that they use the metric system (7.5 cm) whereas us Americans use Imperial (7"). cool.gif

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 12 2004, 05:32 PM

BMW Drivers are girls... they can have sex whenever they want.

I just had a .4 looking at that Turbo 3.0 install. (where's that "Spank'n It" icon...?)

Posted by: SirAndy May 12 2004, 09:35 PM

QUOTE(fiid @ May 12 2004, 02:41 PM)
Similar surveys also reckon that European men have 0.5" over their American counterparts!

i wouldn't know ...

never measured another guys dancing banana. wink.gif
can't even remember the last time i saw one ...

but the girls seem happy with what i have to offer.

btw. 7.5 cm is about right right after i get out of the pacific ocean here in CA! laugh.gif

Andy

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