Seriously... or is he the one "holy grail" of 914 club guys to finally get to meet?
I have see no photo evidence that he actually exists, with the exception of some old grainy photo involving spandex and Brian Setzer.
There were also some blurry photos he once posted with him partially reflected in the window of his 914. I remember that there was a building in the background. We were teasing him about being let out of the psych ward...
Wait... I found it...
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=6516&hl=
Who is redshift???
I remember a picture of him on a grassy knoll...
i have spoken to him on the phone.....
No, you spoke to what you thought was Miles, he really doesnt exist, he is a bot like in IRC. Created by the Matrix to tease and mock you. That is all it is, just a bot!!!
redshift is awesome!!!!
He's a myth..like Santy Claus....
I used the mythical telephone number...he never called me back....
I was just speaking to SLITS about this very question.
I need to see more proof.
I am sure he is like Brad when you meet him, boring....
I just got thru reading the Hornet's Nest by Jimmy Carter, haha Savannah sure got shafted by the British in the Revolutionary War. Quite a story 'bout that whole part of the South during the War.
Geoff
It ain't over.
M
Miles is not a real person. he is a computer program that managed to escape for the IBM Labs during a lapse in security.
He roams the internet attaching himself to PHP.exe and hogging system resources eventually crashing the server.
I knew it was his fault the board went down!!!
Miles is my friend.
Be very careful what you say about him.
Paul
Is that what happened to the server last week? I thought it was Aliens. I may have met Miles once.
If I think I did I may have.
hehe
Thanks again, Paul.
M
QUOTE (URY914 @ Feb 16 2005, 07:33 PM) |
Miles is my friend. Be very careful what you say about him. Paul |
Miles is like a timex watch, takes a licking, and keeps on ticking.
Not really! A healthy shot to the temple, and I crumple like Princess Di's Benz!
M
I did a background check on Miles, Damn did you do ALL that!!!
You have been busy!
Geoff
Aquitted!
I know what's going to happen...
1. Car will break down
2. Miles will forget and stand me up
3. Digital camera memory will mysteriously erase itself
4. I will get lost and end up in the backwoods of Georgia (hey... I might meet Jake!)
5. Rare earthquake will swallow up 10 miles of I-95 with me in it!
Karl, save this for UFO/914 Friday.
M
I have seen Miles. During a session with Madam Sensamia, I was transported via a Comet dressed in a purple robe to a place in a far off galaxy. Upon my arrival, I stood on a white sand beach, with a Galaxie parked nearby, and was approached by brilliant light, which later turned out to be the only working light on his teener, as the blue acrid smoke cleared, the sea was calm and reflected the cosmos as a faint chant was heard from the bushes...aroooooom....aroooom....arooom....damnit start.....arooooom....aroooom, while lighting a Cheech and Chong special, a puff of purple haze blew thru my brain washing the image in my mind in a whirlwind of cosmic dust I was born again a star child until I ran into the monolith and it started piercing my ears with a screech and saw a bone fly high in the air, tumbling thru the empty blackness, I was eating breakfast in the Howard Johnson's Starlight room, while the shroooms climbed off my plate and a pen floated in the air waiting for me to sign the contract for a new teener that was L69BE paisley and my black patent leather shoes reflected Miles's Fro as I shot a picture with my Oralrympic Accco Focus Camera and...........................
More thoughts...
6. I will pick up a random hitchhiker and it will be Alfred and I will never be heard from again
7. Aliens will abduct me and transport me to Mars
8. I will meet Miles and he will spontaneously combust
Ok, now you fuckers are scaring me..
Aliens will abduct you and transport you to Duluth which will be as strange to you as Mars and maybe even colder.
....the image was not there, but over there, projected on the surface of Heranus, with a wild curvacious layer of madcam upon which a phartfunugen was joyfully playing a rubberized version of We were the Walri to the beat Deliverance as we were tumultously tossed in our shuttle from rock to rock with the sound of banjos hidden behind the waterfall as an arrow pierced the silence of the universal flow and it bled green upon the grassy knoll from which I watched the motorcade of cadillacs spew detroit parfume 'cause one man's ceiling is another man's floor when bloody purple prose causes a bloody purple nose and cal me Al for I am the Walri and you are not the Walrus. koo koo de doo, it was 20 years ago today when I taught the band to play and it's been goin in and otta style, but you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant, 'cepting Alice...just around the corner, he stepped from the shadows and intoduced himself as the.......
One thing I can say about Miles, He has written nice words and shown empathy in PMs to me, and I am sure to Qarl also.
I hope he's real, not memorex.
Chap
I'm stuck.. I feel a tear... I don't know what to say, except for thank you.
Thank you all, for all the times, and the days, and I always look forward to sharing more times here, together.
I guess that's all there really is. Be safe, always, and I'll see you back here when you get home.
M
miles, one question have you ever heard of phase eight ?
GAM
Yes, Kevin Rose is my bestest of friends.
I produced Legendary Spaceman.
M
I just got back out of bed Scott...
OH MY GOD! YOU_ARE_SCOTT_THACHER!!!!
I am sure, by now at least, that it's probably not a suprise to you.. anyways, YES, I am that Miles Hendrix.
All the time, and talking about music, and I just never made the connection..
wow... ok, back to bed..
M
this....
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Miles is really rich and famous. After the show ended he couldn't step out of character, thus the reason for the mystery.
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Miles is quirky, always entertaining, and above all else, a great friend (especially in the sandbox). He may not always make sense, but his heart's in the right place. I can't wait for the day I get to meet him!
Jen
Andy met him and tried to bite him, but Miles' natural defense mechanism made him taste bad
I don't know anything more than I have read on this Forum about the 'real' Miles.
I will add that I have always thought redshift was a fantastic screen name.
Damn, Andy I loved your performance in "Road Warrior"
Ya, Miles rites gud too... really gud but SLITS is the RO sentence King on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on
.....b
Mile For Gov' of Calibifornia
SLITS = Douglas Adams
Miles is real....he's the only person I know to have run away from the circus.
BTW they are finally making a Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy
They actually have a hitch hikers guide, but it is old and British. Kinda goofy. I have the whole series, but it is not my deal. They were a gift.
Dr., I ment the http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/main.html
Two realise dates April 29th or May 6th
QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 16 2005, 06:49 PM) |
Aquitted! |
I have actually met Miles several times. He's kind of a strange cat. Every time we have run in to each other he seems to find me. I'll never forget the first time. I woke up in the middle of the night and that goofy bastard was standing beside my bed just looking at me. Next thing I know I am waking up again and he's gone. This has happend 4-5 times over the last few years, and he has yet to actually say anything. He always just stands there looking at me. Seems like a nice guy just kinda weird. I think he may be shy because of his skin disorder,(sort of a grey elephant like skin)maybe that's why he doesn't go out in public much.Anyway feel safe meeting him. Gotta go now my butt hurts, he must have stopped by again last night and I missed him.If I crap another metallic gift I'll know it was him!
QUOTE (Bleyseng @ Feb 17 2005, 01:33 AM) |
this.... |
QUOTE (GWN7 @ Feb 17 2005, 12:51 AM) |
Dr., I ment the http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/main.html Two realise dates April 29th or May 6th |
QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 17 2005, 07:13 AM) |
Hold on.... I can be googled... |
Redshift is my alien friend. We communicate via alien communication (with the help of secret satalietes). I help keep the women away.
mile is single handedly the biggest narcotics distributor on the east.
can you say "group buy"
I am a fan of Miles.
Enforcer, and uttered a mild shit as he adjusted himself and pulled his belly over his belt to hide the 9mm Walther used to take out Alqueerda Miles in the province of Ontario while he was traveling to Quebec for a French lesson in economics and government by the people for the people with payments to the Iraqi leadership for safe harbour in Pakistan underneath the weeping willow tree where Johnny Appleseed discovered gravity by throwing the bone into the air while staring listlessly at the monolith ominously standing before the rising sun which launched the only known air attack on the Hawaiian Port of Pearl where scuba divers were able to retrieve the altimeter from a Zeke, while barbecuing fresh mahi mahi on the shores of Tripoli during the armoured vehicle attack on the Russian embassy in Seoul where the nuclear warheads were kept behind closed doors with the secrets publically displayed by the recording mechanism built into his Vans boat shoes which he purchased with a Mastercard Platnium downtown Eagle rock while on his way to Union City to convene a conference of Environmental Engineers and inspectors who were studying the effect of bovine flatus while making wine in the coastal region of Utah somewhere in the Urals while the Red Army was chasing the White Army in a vast snowfield with no cover, he knelt and prayed that his Navy isssued snow suit would provide cover from the intense heat of the sun in equitorial Africa where he now found himself enconsed in a smallish stone tomb while looking for the holy grail admist a nazi attack on the grain reserves stored in a silo by the railroad which led to Santa Fe where they were to pick up the bovines for the faltus study which stained the seat in Manfred while executing a double innman roll at full throttle on the tarmac at willow springs near the landing site of the the shuttle they originally arrived in from moonbase one on board the enterprise with scotty providing the narration of the rest of the story which started in chicago with the ingestion of three pints of Guiness, he threw down the ace much to the astonishment of the other players..................
slits scares me. Is all that stuff really in his head or is he copying it from some book of Manson's jail house ramblings?
QUOTE (scotty b @ Feb 17 2005, 11:40 AM) |
slits scares me. Is all that stuff really in his head or is he copying it from some book of Manson's jail house ramblings? |
QUOTE |
I think we should start a Miles Hendrix fan club! Can I be the Secretary? We still need to raise the money to get him to the WCC. |
FrankBlack.net - You Ain't Me - A Tribute to Frank Black
... Electric Bass Guitar: Miles Hendrix Produced by Jim Reed with Kevin F. Rose and
Jason Anderson Recorded at Elevated Basement Studios in Savannah, GA. ...
www.frankblack.net/tribute/yam.asp - 31k - Cached - Similar pages
This is what I got.....
So I take it, the answer to my original question is...
No, we have never met Miles...
...except in another dimension
How odd.
I think the real question is: Do you WANT to meet Miles?
Actually, here is my short list of guys I want to meet.
1. Miles
2. Sean
3. Aaron (might have already but dont remember)
4. Zois
way down at number 475 is Alfred..
Geoff
QUOTE (Bleyseng @ Feb 17 2005, 02:22 PM) |
I think the real question is: Do you WANT to meet Miles? Actually, here is my short list of guys I want to meet. 1. Miles 2. Sean 3. Aaron (might have already but dont remember) 4. Zois way down at number 475 is Alfred.. Geoff |
I thought you were at WCC 04.
Niet. His holiness didn't grace us with his presence. Why do you think it's gonna be down in SmelLA this year?
Jen
Well for me, breaking news......I might make the WCC05....of course with no ride.
Monique wants me to go and have fun!
Bad news I was promoted so I might not be able to go
I'll find out maybe tonight having dinner with the Boss.
Geoff
QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Feb 17 2005, 01:32 PM) | ||
i wanna be the intern |
QUOTE (SLITS @ Feb 17 2005, 03:16 PM) | ||||
You can be his "ride" |
So I guess the Enigma will continue... Frank Black does roque however!
I heard that Frank Black thing about 2 months ago, and I had no idea it was me.
You guys need to hear GAM.. what a hoot.. they used to dress up in tinfoil, and torch themselves with lighter fluid... the music is kind of Pulp Fictionesque, among thousands of other things.
Alqueerda... Slits... uhh... can you find me at least a... uhh.. female intern? (that doesn't look like Aaron)
My flu is now a sinus infection... what goes good with a sinus infection?
M
Tequila...snort it...the real cheap stuff......
Me and... I can't say it... aren't friends anymore... too many shots..
M
Penguin season got called..
M
QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 17 2005, 03:36 PM) |
My flu is now a sinus infection... what goes good with a sinus infection? M |
Isn't cocaine bad for you? (errr.. me?)
M
Only when abused....
After you snort that stuff you won't feel a thing, thats good right?
Geoff
Feelings....
Nothing more than feelings...
Trying to forget my.....
Feelings of pain.....
Rolled bills.....
Leaving scabs in my nose...
Trying to forget where....
My money goes.....
-sing it with me-
FEEEEEEEEELINGS!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
FEEEEEEEEELINGS!
WHOA..
you old geeks-
nobody does
cocain
anymore.
Pass him the crack pipe. That clear him right up. Him be reduced to happy sac o shit.
Just kidding of course.
Are ya feelin any better?
Load the Experiencer....
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