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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ The dreaded statement

Posted by: Brando Mar 16 2006, 07:30 PM

No, it wasn't "I'm pregnant"

It was:

"Hey, nice fiat!"
Followed by:
"What is that, an X... X-19? OH! It's a Porsche! Cool!"

Drive through at Carl's Junior, even.

Yes, he was yuppie.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 16 2006, 07:30 PM

rofl mof!

i got that an in n out......

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 16 2006, 07:31 PM

i opened this thinking "you're fired"

Posted by: Brando Mar 16 2006, 07:32 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 16 2006, 05:31 PM)
i opened this thinking "you're fired"

No, no... not yet.

Although, I may be out of a job come november... Say tuned, news at 8!

Posted by: Dr Evil Mar 16 2006, 08:04 PM

Can somone working at a Carl's jr. drive through really be considered a yuppie?

Posted by: ! Mar 16 2006, 08:07 PM

Only if his Dad owns the franchise.....

Posted by: newto914s Mar 16 2006, 08:09 PM

" you'll never walk again"

"please step out of the vehicle"

"no, that appearse to be syphilis"

"24 hours Full House"

"I'm really a man"

Posted by: 914-8 Mar 16 2006, 08:09 PM

or if he made the statement while loading his Famous Star into his leased C-Class while parked next to you in the parking lot.

Posted by: lotus_65 Mar 16 2006, 08:32 PM

dang, that was funny.
i had a kid arch his head out their car window and ask me if mine was a ferrari.

well, he was like 8, but you'd think his dad woulda clued him!

Posted by: BMartin914 Mar 17 2006, 08:01 AM

QUOTE (lotus_65 @ Mar 16 2006, 06:32 PM)
i had a kid arch his head out their car window and ask me if mine was a ferrari.

I had a 29-year-old ask if mine was a Ferrari.

Posted by: ! Mar 17 2006, 08:07 AM

QUOTE (BMartin914 @ Mar 17 2006, 07:01 AM)

QUOTE (lotus_65 @ Mar 16 2006, 06:32 PM)
i had a kid arch his head out their car window and ask me if mine was a ferrari.

I had a 29-year-old ask if mine was a Ferrari.

Was he stepping off of the "short bus"?

Posted by: 3liter914-6 Mar 17 2006, 08:25 AM

QUOTE (BMartin914 @ Mar 17 2006, 09:01 AM)

I had a 29-year-old ask if mine was a Ferrari. :screwy:

Same thing. Must have been in his early 20's. I pull into a gas station to grab a soda, and this attendant comes running up to me and in his excitement practically shouts, " Is that a Ferrari, or a Porsche?". I told him it was a Porsche. "Cool, I knew it had to be one of them."

Posted by: dakotaewing Mar 17 2006, 08:27 AM

Words a man doesn't want to hear..

" I want to be just friends"

"I want a divorce"

" I'm having an affair"

"I 'm pregnant - its triplets" (and you been shooting blanks for 3 years - with help of the vet)

"I wrecked your six"

Posted by: olav Mar 17 2006, 08:53 AM

I has someone ask me where the engine was while I was filling up with gas.

Posted by: JB 914 Mar 17 2006, 09:10 AM

QUOTE (olav @ Mar 17 2006, 07:53 AM)
I has someone ask me where the engine was while I was filling up with gas.

just tell them it's electric

Posted by: Headrage Mar 17 2006, 10:28 AM

QUOTE (olav @ Mar 17 2006, 06:53 AM)
I has someone ask me where the engine was while I was filling up with gas.

I wonder how the guys in Oregon deal with it.

You can't pump your own gas so everytime you fill up you have to explain where the tank is...

Posted by: newto914s Mar 17 2006, 11:26 AM

QUOTE (JB 914 @ Mar 17 2006, 07:10 AM)

just tell them it's electric

Boogy-woogy-woogy!

here's a couple more

"guilty"

"we're going to have to amputate"

"it's not you, it's me"

Posted by: Trevorg7 Mar 17 2006, 11:33 AM

Last time I was at the Carl's Jr. drive throught was 20 years ago and I was either or but likely both.

HMMMM nachos.......

T

Posted by: Toast Mar 17 2006, 02:15 PM

I miss the looks I would get while pumping gas in my 914.