"What happened to your bumper?", Must've been a slow morning for local law enforcement! |
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"What happened to your bumper?", Must've been a slow morning for local law enforcement! |
poorsche914 |
Apr 27 2013, 08:31 PM
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T4 Supercharged Group: Members Posts: 3,121 Joined: 28-May 09 From: Smoky Mountains Member No.: 10,419 Region Association: South East States |
As I traveled a back road headed to a PCA event this morning, I passed a county sheriff sitting in a church parking lot. It was wet and rainy so I was taking it easy. Sheriff stayed put. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
I reached the main divided highway, crossed to the middle area and waited for traffic to clear. As I pulled out, I noticed the sheriff at the stop sign. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shades.gif) For the next couple miles I traveled in the right lane while he hung back in the left lane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Finally, he pulled in behind me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) and before long... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/busted_cop.gif) I pulled over all the while wondering what I had done (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) Sheriff's deputy comes up to my window, greets me and then asks "What happened to your bumper?" I asked, "I don't know.... what's wrong with it?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) His reply: "It isn't there." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) So I got out and showed him that it is indeed "there". His response: "Oh, so that is the bumper?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) "I guess you can go, then." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif) |
BritCarJim |
Apr 27 2013, 08:50 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 22-January 12 From: Sevierville, TN Member No.: 14,043 Region Association: South East States |
As I traveled a back road headed to a PCA event this morning, I passed a county sheriff sitting in a church parking lot. It was wet and rainy so I was taking it easy. Sheriff stayed put. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) I reached the main divided highway, crossed to the middle area and waited for traffic to clear. As I pulled out, I noticed the sheriff at the stop sign. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shades.gif) For the next couple miles I traveled in the right lane while he hung back in the left lane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Finally, he pulled in behind me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) and before long... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/busted_cop.gif) I pulled over all the while wondering what I had done (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) Sheriff's deputy comes up to my window, greets me and then asks "What happened to your bumper?" I asked, "I don't know.... what's wrong with it?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) His reply: "It isn't there." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) So I got out and showed him that it is indeed "there". His response: "Oh, so that is the bumper?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) "I guess you can go, then." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif) so, i'm guess it didn't say "....county's finest" on the car, huh? |
KELTY360 |
Apr 27 2013, 11:21 PM
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914 Neferati Group: Members Posts: 5,081 Joined: 31-December 05 From: Pt. Townsend, WA Member No.: 5,344 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
He'd probably never seen a Fiat before. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shades.gif)
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johannes |
Apr 28 2013, 08:59 AM
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Club Porsche 914 France President Group: Members Posts: 3,084 Joined: 13-January 06 From: France Member No.: 5,409 Region Association: France |
Young guy. Certainly the first time he saw a 914
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pete000 |
Apr 28 2013, 09:44 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,885 Joined: 23-August 10 From: Bradenton Florida Member No.: 12,094 Region Association: South East States |
Should have pointed out there are no air bags either !
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steuspeed |
Apr 28 2013, 02:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,008 Joined: 12-July 11 From: Portland, Oregon Member No.: 13,308 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
You can't even see the bumper on new cars. Most have a bumper cap. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/screwy.gif)
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ThePaintedMan |
Apr 28 2013, 08:09 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,886 Joined: 6-September 11 From: St. Petersburg, FL Member No.: 13,527 Region Association: South East States |
In Florida he would have repeated, "It isn't there, son." And issued you a ticket.
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jimtab |
Apr 29 2013, 01:15 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,477 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Pacifica, California Member No.: 91 Region Association: Northern California |
Lucky you didn't get Buford T. Justice......"son, you just bought yo sef a whole can of "whup-ass".......
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7TPorsh |
Apr 29 2013, 10:08 AM
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7T Porsh Group: Members Posts: 2,691 Joined: 27-March 06 From: Glendale Ca Member No.: 5,782 Region Association: Southern California |
In Florida he would have repeated, "It isn't there, son." And issued you a ticket. Yeah, Florida...got caught 30 years ago going the wrong way on a one way street. I was 18; not the teener. Got pulled over...here was the conversation: Cop: What are you doing? Me: Driving?? Cop; You're going the wrong way! Me: No, sir. This is the way Cop: This is a one way street. Me: I'm only going one way Cop: Don't you see the arrows? Me: Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians" Cop: "Oh yeah? Step out of the car. Then got some Buford T. Justice lecturing about being a sidewalk attorney. Note: No offense to any Native Americans; I was stupid kid once...more than once. |
ThePaintedMan |
Apr 29 2013, 10:38 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,886 Joined: 6-September 11 From: St. Petersburg, FL Member No.: 13,527 Region Association: South East States |
Yeah, Florida...got caught 30 years ago going the wrong way on a one way street. I was 18; not the teener. Then got some Buford T. Justice lecturing about being a sidewalk attorney. Note: No offense to any Native Americans; I was stupid kid once...more than once. I tried a similar thing once that I heard from a friend. Cop: Hey, how you doing? License and registration. My friend: (Including jedi hand motion) You don't need to see my license and registration. Cop: I... uh, don't need to see your license and registration. My friend: These aren't the droids you're looking for. Cop: These aren't the droids I'm looking for. My friend: Move along. Cop: Move along, move along. Apparently my buddy drove off and that was that. I was not so lucky... I don't think my trooper was a Star Wars fan... or didn't like being compared to a storm trooper. |
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