"My sausage is missing!!", I need some dimensions from Eric Shea.. |
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"My sausage is missing!!", I need some dimensions from Eric Shea.. |
SpecialK |
Apr 18 2005, 01:09 AM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797 |
So I'm in the "Mens Room" and I opener her up........wait a minute here! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) My sausage is missing!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Someone must have been messing with her sometime in the past because it's obvious there was a sausage in there before. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) Who would do such a thing? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)
My parking brake won't work without it... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) Can anyone give me the dimensions of your sausage if you've got one layin' around? Gonna have to make a replacement. I included a pic I got from Eric's post showing his, but it's hard to tell how big it really is from the picture. Thanks! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif) Attached image(s) |
ChrisFoley |
Apr 18 2005, 03:34 AM
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I am Tangerine Racing Group: Members Posts: 7,958 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Bolton, CT Member No.: 209 Region Association: None |
I see three sausages with a greasy metal springy thing stuck to them. It's really hard to tell how big they are because the pic only shows one end. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
No really, I might have one in my garage in my rear brakes parts box. I'll check later this morning. |
skline |
Apr 18 2005, 06:26 AM
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Born to Drive Group: Members Posts: 7,910 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Costa Mesa, CA Member No.: 17 Region Association: Southern California |
This thread just sounds all wrong!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) What is wrong with us??
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CptTripps |
Apr 18 2005, 06:41 AM
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:: Punch and Pie :: Group: Members Posts: 3,584 Joined: 26-December 04 From: Mentor, OH Member No.: 3,342 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
It's even wrong-er looking at that picture!
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ChrisFoley |
Apr 18 2005, 07:12 AM
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I am Tangerine Racing Group: Members Posts: 7,958 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Bolton, CT Member No.: 209 Region Association: None |
Ok,
I pulled out my sausage so I can take a measurement for you. It is a little weiner! Using a digital caliper I measure the length to be 0.768", and the diameter to be 0.236". It has hemispherical ends. |
URY914 |
Apr 18 2005, 07:14 AM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 123,027 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
My sausage is bigger than yours. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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ChrisFoley |
Apr 18 2005, 07:58 AM
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I am Tangerine Racing Group: Members Posts: 7,958 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Bolton, CT Member No.: 209 Region Association: None |
Prove it! |
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URY914 |
Apr 18 2005, 08:13 AM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 123,027 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
You'd like that, wouldn't you? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif) Paul |
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Eric_Shea |
Apr 18 2005, 08:18 AM
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PMB Performance Group: Admin Posts: 19,289 Joined: 3-September 03 From: Salt Lake City, UT Member No.: 1,110 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
I have an extra sausage... beat that guys (wait a minute... DON'T BEAT IT). (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)
The sausage is yours for the cost of shipping. PM me with the details. |
SpecialK |
Apr 18 2005, 11:00 AM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797 |
Free sausage? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) Thanks for the very tempting and generous offer Eric but I can't wait that long, I need to get a sausage in there NOW, I need closure! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) The whole assy. is being held up waiting on sausage insertion, and since Chris told me how big his was (size matters, and pics ARE deceiving...Yours looked much bigger from the pic), I'll just whip one out at work, greeze it up and slide it in there when I get home tonight. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smash.gif) Thanks again for the offer Eric! And thank you Chris taking the time to measure it for me! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif) |
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balljoint |
Apr 18 2005, 11:14 AM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 10,000 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None |
Did you buy a 911 by any chance? |
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SpecialK |
Apr 18 2005, 11:20 AM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797 |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) You might have something there, I just bought a 911 front suspension from Ebay, and then went out to work on my rears. That's when I noticed my sausage missing........I guess that "911 = lack of sausage" thing isn't just a myth! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif) |
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URY914 |
Apr 18 2005, 11:21 AM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 123,027 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
I think if it is missing you're a Vette owner. If it is small you're a 911 owner. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) Paul |
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skline |
Apr 18 2005, 11:23 AM
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Born to Drive Group: Members Posts: 7,910 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Costa Mesa, CA Member No.: 17 Region Association: Southern California |
You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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SpecialK |
Apr 18 2005, 11:37 AM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797 |
I don't know what you're talking about Scott, girls love guys that know how to fix things.......like brakes. That is what we're talking about Scott, where's your mind at (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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URY914 |
Apr 18 2005, 11:43 AM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 123,027 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
And this coming from a guy that has an ultra-sound of a fetis driving a car! When my wife first saw your avatar she said, "That's sick!". I said look closely at it. Than she said, "Hey, that's cute..." Paul (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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messix |
Apr 18 2005, 01:51 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
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you guys are SICK... funnier than H-ll though Troy |
redshift |
Apr 18 2005, 01:56 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
.... big around as an ankle, and 14" long.
My snausage. M |
balljoint |
Apr 18 2005, 03:00 PM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 10,000 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None |
14 quotation marks long eh? Here's a visual for you...
"""""""""""""" okay, and whose ankle? |
redshift |
Apr 18 2005, 03:04 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
Rosie O-MY-Freeking-Gawd-That's-Huge'Donnell.
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