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> Got bitched out by neighbor lady.. LOL
dflesburg
post Apr 10 2008, 02:43 PM
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Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red car and got bitched out by a lady a block down...

I stopped and backed up to see what she was bitching about, she waddled through her yard to tell me off...

I started off telling her I wasn't speeding,

she said, "Its red and loud so I figured it was kids racing around... "

she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud...

Thats just my little 3.2 with headers and a sport muffler...

perhaps we should take that sport muffler off and put on the megaphones and go for another ride...

I would but I just got my rear valance done and want to leave it all alone... Other fish to fry.
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post Apr 10 2008, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE(dflesburg @ Apr 10 2008, 01:43 PM) *

Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red car and got bitched out by a lady a block down...

I stopped and backed up to see what she was bitching about, she waddled through her yard to tell me off...

I started off telling her I wasn't speeding,

she said, "Its red and loud so I figured it was kids racing around... "

she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud...

Thats just my little 3.2 with headers and a sport muffler...

perhaps we should take that sport muffler off and put on the megaphones and go for another ride...

I would but I just got my rear valance done and want to leave it all alone... Other fish to fry.



If you walk the block go out of your way and say hello to her. Find out what her likes are. If she drinks get her some and she will be your new best friend on the block. Better to have Porsche's and friends than pissed off neighbors and you with the loud fast car.

I fired up a friends AA dragster in the driveway of my old house. I waited until mid day during the week thinking everyone would be at work. Wrong! Everyone for 2 blocks came out to see what it was. Oh jeez I never heard the end of it. Made up for it by inviting the neighbors to a 4th of July party. All the guys wanted to hear me start er up again because they were all at work the first time and the wives ratted me out. One neighbor said it sounded "like the end of the world" and I proudly grinned as I poured her another......
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post Apr 11 2008, 01:02 PM
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QUOTE(Jeff Hail @ Apr 10 2008, 09:08 PM) *

QUOTE(dflesburg @ Apr 10 2008, 01:43 PM) *

Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red car and got bitched out by a lady a block down...

I stopped and backed up to see what she was bitching about, she waddled through her yard to tell me off...

I started off telling her I wasn't speeding,

she said, "Its red and loud so I figured it was kids racing around... "

she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud...

Thats just my little 3.2 with headers and a sport muffler...

perhaps we should take that sport muffler off and put on the megaphones and go for another ride...

I would but I just got my rear valance done and want to leave it all alone... Other fish to fry.



If you walk the block go out of your way and say hello to her. Find out what her likes are. If she drinks get her some and she will be your new best friend on the block. Better to have Porsche's and friends than pissed off neighbors and you with the loud fast car.

I fired up a friends AA dragster in the driveway of my old house. I waited until mid day during the week thinking everyone would be at work. Wrong! Everyone for 2 blocks came out to see what it was. Oh jeez I never heard the end of it. Made up for it by inviting the neighbors to a 4th of July party. All the guys wanted to hear me start er up again because they were all at work the first time and the wives ratted me out. One neighbor said it sounded "like the end of the world" and I proudly grinned as I poured her another......



This is what I did...

My old neighbor used to call the po-po (cops) every friday on me because I used to race dirtbikes and on Fridays before leaving town to race I would prepare my bike for the event and putt (and I mean putt) down the street make one turn and back to my house. This was always done right at the noon hour to make sure I did not disturb any late wakers. He called them anyway.

Here is the best part...

I immediately sold my ultra quiet 2001 Ford F150 and bought the absolute loudest Diesel I could find which was a Dodge at that time (hell I did not even like the truck, but it sure is loud). Installed the loudest legal exhaust system on the market. But I did not stop there. Next was selling my quite Honda Magnum and off to the Harley dealership! Bought a 2001 Night Train with straight pipes (it won a loud bike sound off at Daytona Bike Week in 2002).

Even though his house was farther down the block than mine, I made it a point to enter and exit the neighborhood the long way so I passed his home each and every time!

I enjoyed the living shit out of that. The best part was when I put the house up for sale, that same neighbor actually HELPED me sell! Every person who looked at it he would approach at thier car and tell them what a great neighborhood it was!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)

At the end of it, I won... Broke as hell from the vehicles but victorious nontheless.
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dflesburg   Got bitched out by neighbor lady.. LOL   Apr 10 2008, 02:43 PM
ericread   Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red ...   Apr 10 2008, 03:00 PM
dflesburg   Indeed, I live in Khaki Pants Land...   Apr 10 2008, 03:03 PM
jbyron   Indeed, I live in Khaki Pants Land... I know pe...   Apr 10 2008, 04:18 PM
sww914   I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her do...   Apr 10 2008, 03:10 PM
race914   :toke: I got bitched out by an aged hippie walkin...   Apr 10 2008, 03:41 PM
Elliot Cannon   I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her d...   Apr 10 2008, 04:13 PM
rjames   Maybe I'm on an island here, but :confuse...   Apr 10 2008, 03:16 PM
dflesburg   Here in suburbia, upsetting the neighbors wives is...   Apr 10 2008, 03:23 PM
1970 Neun vierzehn   Here in suburbia, upsetting the neighbors wives i...   Apr 10 2008, 03:48 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   Yeah,,, that may be so but still.... Pissing peopl...   Apr 10 2008, 03:29 PM
Bleyseng   Yeah,,, that may be so but still.... Pissing peop...   Apr 10 2008, 05:43 PM
zymurgist   hehe, I start up the 914 and spray exhaust all ov...   Apr 10 2008, 06:27 PM
dflesburg   what part of Cincy are you in 1970 ? I work in B...   Apr 10 2008, 03:55 PM
1970 Neun vierzehn   what part of Cincy are you in 1970 ? I work in ...   Apr 10 2008, 04:11 PM
ericread   :rotfl: :rotfl: :stooges: :stir: :rotfl: Gre...   Apr 10 2008, 04:01 PM
1970 Neun vierzehn   :rotfl: :rotfl: :stooges: :stir: :rotfl: ...   Apr 10 2008, 04:29 PM
Joe Ricard   If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighbo...   Apr 10 2008, 04:16 PM
swl   If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighb...   Apr 10 2008, 04:34 PM
So.Cal.914   If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighb...   Apr 10 2008, 04:39 PM
warrenoliver   If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighb...   Apr 11 2008, 03:48 PM
John   I guess I have to miss out on the bitchy neighbors...   Apr 10 2008, 04:31 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   Yeah, I have an old neighbor that I try to be very...   Apr 10 2008, 05:49 PM
Trevorg7   I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her d...   Apr 10 2008, 07:52 PM
Jeff Hail   Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red ...   Apr 10 2008, 10:08 PM
WRX914   Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red...   Apr 11 2008, 01:02 PM
flesburg   You don't want to piss off my neighbor. He is ...   Apr 10 2008, 10:08 PM
Joe Mama   dflesburg was going to moon him for me, :t...   Apr 11 2008, 10:12 AM
RJMII   Any suggestions on how to piss off a "conne...   Apr 11 2008, 10:42 AM
zymurgist   Any suggestions on how to piss off a "conn...   Apr 11 2008, 10:47 AM
dflesburg   She did appologize... she isn't getting a ri...   Apr 11 2008, 08:47 AM
shelby/914   Gee I'm glad I live in a nice neighborhood. Gu...   Apr 11 2008, 10:53 AM
iamchappy   In the early seventies, I had an old lady run out ...   Apr 11 2008, 11:16 AM
Scott Schroeder   I am in the opposite situation. I live in a great ...   Apr 11 2008, 02:33 PM
dflesburg   Geez dude, I wasnt even speeding.... and I always ...   Apr 11 2008, 03:08 PM
dinomium   I like to warm the green car up in the garage and ...   Apr 11 2008, 03:55 PM
Joe Mama   I had fun yesterday with noise.....my .32 caliber ...   Apr 11 2008, 04:11 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   :rotfl: :headbanger:   Apr 11 2008, 04:51 PM


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