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| Howard |
 Aug 25 2004, 11:15 AM
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PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Titanic: Jack is a starving artist Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar Clinton: Ditto for Bill Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined Clinton: Ditto for Monica Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit Clinton: Let's not go there Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing |
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| Joe Bob |
Aug 25 2004, 11:18 AM
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There was a gal in High School....she blamed her promiscuity on her grandma genes....seems she had gone down on the Titanic..... <_<
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Howard OT Humor. Which book to buy. Aug 25 2004, 11:15 AM
Jeroen :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Aug 25 2004, 11:31 AM Carl Verry funny, Howard ... :lol2: Aug 25 2004, 11:42 AM Levi Sammy Reminds me of Richard Nixon. When asked why he wen... Aug 25 2004, 11:53 AM tdgray :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good! Aug 25 2004, 12:14 PM Howard ! Gee that was a low blow...speaking of low blows...... Aug 25 2004, 03:08 PM Howard ! Not that being Gay is a BAD thing.... :blink: Aug 25 2004, 05:32 PM Elliot Cannon It doesn't mean youre a bad person! :booty... Aug 25 2004, 06:31 PM Howard ! It seems Howie never watched Sienfeld......
Ever ... Aug 25 2004, 08:38 PM Sammy Yo mama's so fat she put on her belt with a bo... Aug 26 2004, 12:52 PM Howard All right, since this has gone down the tubes alre... Aug 26 2004, 12:59 PM tdgray Damn Howard now that was funny :lol: Aug 26 2004, 01:40 PM tdgray Since we have gone all the way down hill I'll ... Aug 26 2004, 02:06 PM GWN7 A fire fighter is working on the engine outside th... Aug 26 2004, 02:31 PM
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