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OT Darwin winner for 05 |
GWN7 |
Apr 13 2005, 11:20 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
ROBBERY UNDER ARMS.
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington USA appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices: 1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specialising in handguns. 2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers. 3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door. 4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired, The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire. Here we are at the end of March and we already may have the 2005 winner of the Darwin Award for stupidity. This guy is going to be hard to beat. |
GWN7 |
Apr 15 2005, 10:25 AM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
Last year (or the year before) the Darwin Award was given to a guy who used the ball washer on a golf course to wash his own. Resulting in them being torn off. They gave the award because he has no chance to procreat. Lessing the chance that more stupid genes being entered into the pool. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)
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