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> It finally happened, I guess it was inevitable
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post Apr 25 2015, 11:17 AM
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I had to run out earlier today and do a couple errands. So I figgered I'd take the 914. I had to get a couple things from the store too, and when I came out and brought the cart to the car, a chipper employee asked, "What's bigger, the cart or the car?" I just looked up and smiled and then she said... "What is that car?", and before I could answer she asked...


"A Fiat?"
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Well, after I informed her what it was, she became almost apologetic... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)






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post Apr 25 2015, 11:23 AM
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It's a secret move by women who want to have sex....they act coy and stupid.
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post Apr 25 2015, 11:36 AM
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I roll up and park in front of my girl friends house.

Kid on a bike asks, "Is that a Pontiac."
Me, "Umm... no, it's a Porsche."
Kid, " Oh, cool." rides away.
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post Apr 25 2015, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(Big Len @ Apr 25 2015, 01:23 PM) *

It's a secret move by women who want to have sex....they act coy and stupid.


That's a secret move?
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post Apr 25 2015, 01:53 PM
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I got "Honda Del Sol" once..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Apr 25 2015, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(steuspeed @ Apr 25 2015, 10:36 AM) *

I roll up and park in front of my girl friends house.

Kid on a bike asks, "Is that a Pontiac."
Me, "Umm... no, it's a Porsche."
Kid, " Oh, cool." rides away.

At least he thought it was cool, so there is hope yet for the little ones. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif)
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post Apr 25 2015, 02:49 PM
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I was coming out of a convenience store. And there were two eleven year olds arguing whether it was a Porsche or Ferrari. They asked which it was, I said Porsche, and one tells the other. See? Give me my 5 dollars.
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post Apr 25 2015, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(Porschef @ Apr 25 2015, 02:18 PM) *

QUOTE(Big Len @ Apr 25 2015, 01:23 PM) *

It's a secret move by women who want to have sex....they act coy and stupid.


That's a secret move?
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Did she look like Bree?
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post Apr 25 2015, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(Big Len @ Apr 25 2015, 04:56 PM) *

QUOTE(Porschef @ Apr 25 2015, 02:18 PM) *

QUOTE(Big Len @ Apr 25 2015, 01:23 PM) *

It's a secret move by women who want to have sex....they act coy and stupid.


That's a secret move?
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Did she look like Bree?


Um, no, unfortunately... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Apr 25 2015, 04:07 PM
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QUOTE(steuspeed @ Apr 25 2015, 10:36 AM) *

I roll up and park in front of my girl friends house.

Kid on a bike asks, "Is that a Pontiac."
Me, "Umm... no, it's a Porsche."
Kid, " Oh, cool." rides away.


Ha! Same here. A guy at my old employer asked if it was a fiero. He overheard me talking about it being mid engine to another guy. So after that, everyone at work called it "The Fiero". "Hey Drew, did you bring the Fiero to work today?" Worst part is i used to have a fiero!
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post Apr 25 2015, 07:41 PM
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I like to let people figure it out on their own
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post Apr 25 2015, 09:37 PM
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The other day I had a girl lean out of the car in front of me and say" what kind of car is that?"
" A Porsche!!". I yelled back.

" I freakin love it! " she says.

I seem to get that at least once an outing.
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