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post Feb 27 2006, 01:58 AM
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Guess?

oh, sorry... didnt mean to spoil the fun... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif)



um, your a "big" man eh?

7in? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)

jk... I dont do bannana jokes on this forum... I save those for work.
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post Feb 27 2006, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE (Andyrew @ Feb 26 2006, 11:55 PM)
125lbs? your shittin me right?

thats skinny for a chick!

Yeah. Almost small enough to drive a sportscar.



The guy I mentioned earlier wants me to drive his dragster. I'm going to turn it down. I keep my weight down by watching my diet and then running ten miles a night.

I don't run until 2:00 a.m., because that's when all the drunk chics get out of the bars! Yea hah!
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post Feb 27 2006, 01:59 AM
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Dino have you read the whole thing?
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:00 AM
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QUOTE (Andyrew @ Feb 26 2006, 11:58 PM)
Guess?

oh, sorry... didnt mean to spoil the fun... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif)



um, your a "big" man eh?

7in? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)

jk... I dont do bannana jokes on this forum... I save those for work.

Read my signature. Then guess smaller.
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:04 AM
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QUOTE (messix @ Feb 27 2006, 12:59 AM)
Dino have you read the whole thing?

Start to finish!!
I once ran 5 miles, but then I just said "here lady, HAVE your purse back!!"
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:05 AM
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thats funny i don't care who you are
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:06 AM
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I for one am not compensating...


but I guess thats why you run at night, 2am kicks up... those girls double what they see!

I work graveyard at taco bell... many "interesting" people..



Glad your taking everything lightly Alpha... Got some tough armor there, used to gettin picked on?
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:06 AM
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If an old woman can chase you five miles, then she deserves her purse back! That's what my mom always told me!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:08 AM
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Oh... im sorry (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif)



I for one am not compensating...



Glad you could clear that up. I was especially worried about 914-8 guys' penis sizes.

And like I said earlier, everyone who actually knows me thinks I'm an asshole. I do the picking.
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:09 AM
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If an old woman can chase you five miles, then she deserves her purse back! That's what my mom always told me!

Ok, kiddo, thanks for the lob...

Funny, THAT is what your mom told me too!

Sometimes ya just can't lay off a hanging curveball, ya know!!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:10 AM
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would'nt know it. but maybe you just don't know they're picking on you.
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:10 AM
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Could have been funnier, but I didn't want Troy or Aaron to get to it first!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:11 AM
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If an old woman can chase you five miles, then she deserves her purse back! That's what my mom always told me!

Ok, kiddo, thanks for the lob...

Funny, THAT is what your mom told me too!

Sometimes ya just can't lay off a hanging curveball, ya know!!

Well seriously though. How far has a women ever actually chased anyone here. 25 feet? Girls say they want to run with me and damn near die by a quick three blocks.
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:11 AM
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I for one am not compensating...



Glad you could clear that up. I was especially worried about 914-8 guys' penis sizes.

And like I said earlier, everyone who actually knows me thinks I'm an asshole. I do the picking.

Well, stop picking at it! It will get infected! Your ma told me that too!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:12 AM
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would'nt know it. but maybe you just don't know they're picking on you.

Alright. Thats enough. Nobody picks on me. If they talk to me for more than ten minutes at a time, my dad always told me to assume that they're gay. And hit em' with a connecting rod!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:13 AM
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well alpha since you brought up your momma........ should i go there (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:14 AM
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would'nt know it. but maybe you just don't know they're picking on you.

Alright. Thats enough. Nobody picks on me. If they talk to me for more than ten minutes at a time, my dad always told me to assume that they're gay. And hit em' with a connecting rod!

Well NOW that IS funny, cuz that is EXSACTLY what yer DAD told Aaron!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:15 AM
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That's a touchy subject, you see, she's a very...well... big woman. And she's not doing so well right now. Homeless. And even more homeless since I won't let her stay at my apartment either!
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would'nt know it. but maybe you just don't know they're picking on you.

Alright. Thats enough. Nobody picks on me. If they talk to me for more than ten minutes at a time, my dad always told me to assume that they're gay. And hit em' with a connecting rod!

Well NOW that IS funny, cuz that is EXSACTLY what yer DAD told Aaron!

didya see that, Troy? A two fer, Two seperate jokes driven by a common punchline, IT DOES WORK!
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post Feb 27 2006, 02:16 AM
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would'nt know it. but maybe you just don't know they're picking on you.

Alright. Thats enough. Nobody picks on me. If they talk to me for more than ten minutes at a time, my dad always told me to assume that they're gay. And hit em' with a connecting rod!

Well NOW that IS funny, cuz that is EXSACTLY what yer DAD told Aaron!

How long did he take to say it, THAT's the question!
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