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G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roast Festival, Coming out of the Closet |
SLITS |
Oct 5 2013, 09:25 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
Well Glenn & I have been exposed. After consulting with the now defunct Mayan Calendar, The Porcupine Club of America Calendar and a bunch of unruly 914 owners, we have chosen ..... (drum roll and blaring horns)
NOVEMBER 10, 2013 as the date for the next installment of The G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet And Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. It seems the PCA thinks they are the most important entity in the universe and had the audacity to schedule events every weekend in October thereby screwing us over for our chosen dates and we didn't even get a kiss. I suppose it's really more important to watch Grownups(?) parade around in their driving suits at half mast with their Pilote Shoes and Porsche Design Sunglasses, justifying all the money they spent to go slow. If they would lose some of their gold chains they might be a tad faster. Regardless, this momentous bi-annual event will be held at 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverslime, CA 92507 in the back parking lot. We would hold it in the front parking lot but the RR Police & City of Riverslime Police would take offense at people peeing on their tracks and streets. Besides, we're just not that Caucasian. The gate will be open at 6 - 6:30 AM if I wake up. As old as I am that is beginning to be an important factor. I plan on recharging my Pacemaker prior to the event so I can withstand all the excitement and I have restocked my supply of Depends. For those showing up in the wee hours of the AM, we will have the usual black colloidal liquid. We will also supply sufficient chemically enhanced decolorizer (powdered creamer) and diabetes enhancing sweetener for those so inclined. I do not partake as my Grandfather provided a life extending phrase before his departure from this earth of, "Never dilute your coffee or booze". A further diabetic treat will be fat pills with and without holes. Sorry, we will not serve fried embryos or swine fat. If you want oats, corn or wheat you will have to bring your own. Somewhere around 10 - 11 AM Glenn will fire off the BBQ and begin the animal flesh roasting. We will have Bovine, Fowl, Swine mix flat patties and tubes for your enjoyment. Drippings will be collected to flavor the Soy, Vegie, Tofu patties that we are required to supply for aging UPS Pilots and their PETA supporters. Condumments for the above are available. It has been insinuated that the Redneck will be bringing chili or chili & beans in varying temperature extremes. For Vegans, we will have a container of chili powder on hand and you can eat it by the spoonful. In addition we will supply sugared liquids and holy water (Yes, it has been blessed by the Water Quality Board) for imbibements. Should you desire anything stronger you will have to bring it yourself. For all these gastronomical delights we ask that you donate $5.00 per person so that we may be able to buy ourselves healthful food at a decent restaurant. As always, swap spaces are free and so is the admission to our fantastic facility. So come one come all and spread the useless rusty junk that everyone has multiples of and see if you can talk some fool in to giving you Dead Presidents for it. Obama Bills will not be accepted as unfortunately he is still alive and his money is as worthless as he is. Please be cautiously aware that there will be two entities attending trying to pry money from you. More than likely you will be visited by Erc from Utah trying to bolster the funds for the Morman Church. Be very aware of his police force. Their methods can be studied by Googling "Mountain Meadows Massacre". We fully expect the PCA to have their signup sheet present .. carefully read the small print as after joining your life belongs to them. For those that have never attended, be advised we have one Unisex bathroom available. TP & Assgaskets are supplied. Be kindly towards your fellow patrons. Marking your spot in the parking lot is ill advised as the area is under 24 hour video surveillance and your antics will be posted on YouTube. We will attempt to have separate containers for glass, plastic and paper. As we are a recycling facility, we try to be kind to our employees that have to separate the materials from used food and snot rags. There is a roll-off container available for disposal of those valued parts that suddenly became junk you do not want to haul home. If your car has been lowered, please take care on the gate ramp from the street. It was built to City of Riverslime specifications and is steep enough to remove parts from your vehicle. Entering at an angle is advised. While we consider assdraggers to be parts cars we welcome all Porsche vehicles so as not to be considered as prejudicial even though their latest wasserpumper renditions make us gag. Decorum is expected from all attendees. Licking other people's parts is not an accepted behavior (yes, this is an inside joke). Urinating on other's parts to make them rust faster is not acceptable either. Most anything else goes. Tech sessions will be held at varying times throughout the day. Stupid questions will be answered with stupid answers. Relevant questions will be answered with stupid answers also. When you run into Ron, please identify early whether you are speaking with Professor 914, Colonel Caustic, Admiral Abrasive or Slits. Glenn and I hope that all that desire can make this event. It has, and always will be a gathering of friends. If it were for profit, we would charge you up the ying yang for everything. Yes Virginia, there are no track fees. If you need directions, I will type them later. If you get lost, we don't care. Ok, well maybe we do and I will post phone numbers later. Now, I realize that this posting is not as prejudicial or racial as previous announcements, so please don't be offended as I really don't give a shit! Besides, the Geritol has worn off and I need a nap. Goodnight Gracie! |
rhodyguy |
Oct 5 2013, 10:21 AM
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Chimp Sanctuary NW. Check it out. Group: Members Posts: 22,188 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Orion's Bell. The BELL! Member No.: 378 Region Association: Galt's Gulch |
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt.
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Steve |
Oct 5 2013, 10:34 AM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,682 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Orange County, CA Member No.: 822 Region Association: Southern California |
Besides Slits awesome barbecue. check out Delia's grinders on Kansas and University. Awesome old school ham grinders with oil on them. Bread is amazing.
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SLITS |
Oct 5 2013, 11:10 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt. Nope ... all armaments are cool! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) |
a914luvr |
Oct 5 2013, 07:55 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 313 Joined: 6-February 03 From: Riverside, CA Member No.: 259 |
I think I look forward to SLITS official annoucement as much as the event itself. I'm still laughing...
Thanks my friend Glenn |
Elliot Cannon |
Oct 5 2013, 08:49 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None |
If you live anywhere in the southwest, you need to show up at this event. We have had folks from Arizona, Nevada and even Oregon show up for this. It's even been rumored that "Caliper Boy" from PMB will show up from their headquarters in Utah but its a wait and see, believe-it-when-I-see-it kinda thing.
Cheers, Elliot |
914_teener |
Oct 5 2013, 11:18 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,245 Joined: 31-August 08 From: So. Cal Member No.: 9,489 Region Association: Southern California |
Brake porno courtesy of "caliper boy"...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
My car just might make it.... Being the cheap sob....I'll save the$5 and hand him the cores. |
pete000 |
Oct 5 2013, 11:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,885 Joined: 23-August 10 From: Bradenton Florida Member No.: 12,094 Region Association: South East States |
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76-914 |
Oct 6 2013, 07:01 AM
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Repeat Offender & Resident Subaru Antagonist Group: Members Posts: 13,608 Joined: 23-January 09 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 9,964 Region Association: Southern California |
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) Some of those same "prick 914" owners have also been known to leave one of their own, broken down and stranded in Durango, CO. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) |
rhodyguy |
Oct 6 2013, 08:03 AM
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Chimp Sanctuary NW. Check it out. Group: Members Posts: 22,188 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Orion's Bell. The BELL! Member No.: 378 Region Association: Galt's Gulch |
for the record, my reply was a feeble attempt at humor. i had a great time last spring. sitting in the facility when all had loaded up and headed out, shooting the bull with ron, bruce, randy and one other who's name i've forgotten was much fun.
the really pale guy in a sea of sun tans |
Eric_Shea |
Oct 6 2013, 09:53 AM
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PMB Performance Group: Admin Posts: 19,288 Joined: 3-September 03 From: Salt Lake City, UT Member No.: 1,110 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) Some of those same "prick 914" owners have also been known to leave one of their own, broken down and stranded in Durango, CO. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) His wife took him home. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) |
dfelz |
Oct 6 2013, 03:15 PM
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beach bum Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 7-June 12 From: San Diego Member No.: 14,538 Region Association: Southern California |
I'll be there for sure! Had a blast last time and my teener is running and drivable this time too! so i will probably bring it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif)
just as last time Slits, love the event brochure! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
euro911 |
Oct 6 2013, 03:43 PM
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Retired & living the dream. God help me if I wake up! Group: Members Posts: 8,855 Joined: 2-December 06 From: So.Cal. & No.AZ (USA) Member No.: 7,300 Region Association: Southern California |
... That was YOU? Give me at the least, SOME credit ... I DID honk and wave as I drove by you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if you're wearing a 914 teeshirt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Pencil me in, Ron. Hope you can attend again, Kevin (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
Elliot Cannon |
Oct 6 2013, 07:31 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None |
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) Some of those same "prick 914" owners have also been known to leave one of their own, broken down and stranded in Durango, CO. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) At least they made it to Durango. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) |
76-914 |
Oct 6 2013, 08:06 PM
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Repeat Offender & Resident Subaru Antagonist Group: Members Posts: 13,608 Joined: 23-January 09 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 9,964 Region Association: Southern California |
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif)
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SLITS |
Oct 6 2013, 08:13 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif) Oh Man .... GIVE IT TO HIM!!!! |
Elliot Cannon |
Oct 6 2013, 09:23 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None |
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif) As much as I appreciate it, it's not really necessary. Don't go out of your way for just one person. Especially if I find I can't make it. Cheers, Elliot |
Elliot Cannon |
Oct 6 2013, 09:25 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None |
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif) Oh Man .... GIVE IT TO HIM!!!! Lighten up short legs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
rhodyguy |
Oct 7 2013, 05:53 AM
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Chimp Sanctuary NW. Check it out. Group: Members Posts: 22,188 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Orion's Bell. The BELL! Member No.: 378 Region Association: Galt's Gulch |
not this time mark. wish i could. too much life in the way.
fwiw, don't book a flight that will put you in ontario late in the evening. the place is a ghost town. no public transportation. car service will set you back $50+ to riverside. they have you by the testes. double OUCH!!! |
76-914 |
Oct 7 2013, 08:00 AM
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Repeat Offender & Resident Subaru Antagonist Group: Members Posts: 13,608 Joined: 23-January 09 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 9,964 Region Association: Southern California |
not this time mark. wish i could. too much life in the way. fwiw, don't book a flight that will put you in ontario late in the evening. the place is a ghost town. no public transportation. car service will set you back $50+ to riverside. they have you by the testes. double OUCH!!! If your willing to fly down for a G&R event, PM me next time and we'll put you up; with transportation. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sunglasses.gif) |
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