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> Need ideas for neo914-6 "dealer" sticker, Rockaria Rocks!!!
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post Feb 13 2006, 06:01 PM
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Chris (Rockaria) duplicated the original Porsche window sticker and took some liberties in the fine print which were hilarious. The specs are accurate and maybe even the pricing. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) I'd like more humor added and to better explain this is a concept . A "dig" at Porsche so to speak...

Let's have it!


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post Feb 13 2006, 06:06 PM
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There should be a mid-life crisis options package that comes with increased hp and flashy things to attract the young ladies, oh and the horn would play the Ice Cream truck song!
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post Feb 13 2006, 08:15 PM
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won't it come with jackstands?
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post Feb 13 2006, 09:41 PM
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ok, here's a few (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)


    MLC Option (mid-life crisis): $40k
    Titanium Personal vehicle lifts (jack stands): N/C
    Happy Endings $50
    New car scent: $100
    Confused looks from other P-owners: priceless
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post Feb 13 2006, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE (goose2 @ Feb 13 2006, 06:15 PM)
won't it come with jackstands?

Oh my god.

Dude! Put in pneumatic auto-jacks! They aren't (too) expensive. And that would make it a true teener. And they make 'em out of aluminum, so they're pretty light. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/driving.gif)
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post Feb 13 2006, 10:05 PM
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I'm sorry, I'm still getting over the thought of the first image with the model #914 and "Climate Control" listed on the same piece of paper!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)
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post Feb 13 2006, 10:11 PM
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Incredible shrinking penis....oops, that's a 911 option...

Muffler Bearings
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post Feb 13 2006, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE (goose2 @ Feb 13 2006, 06:15 PM)
won't it come with jackstands?

jack stands only are available for the US market. sorry R.o.W.
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post Feb 13 2006, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE (East coaster @ Feb 13 2006, 08:05 PM)
I'm sorry, I'm still getting over the thought of the first image with the model #914 and "Climate Control" listed on the same piece of paper!!!     (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)

Belieeeevve.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)


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post Feb 13 2006, 10:26 PM
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Auto-jacks.

MattR!!! Hook this guy up with some used auto-jacks!

....the next generation in teener technology... Auto-jacks!
Imagine! A world with no jackstands. A world where you can just park and push a button, and BAM! You're in the high enough in the air to check for leaks.

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post Feb 14 2006, 11:45 AM
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That looks sweet!

Can I extend the anti-corrosion warranty to 30 years for an extra $10,000?

Does this purchase include a free subscription to "Excellence" AND "Hot VWs"?

I paid for the upgraded Appearance Package, but can't find the anti-gray hair dye in my Porsche logo Appearance Package monogrammed toiletry bag! I have my Porsche comb, extra strength Porsche hair gel, Porsche Ray-Bans, and club914 beanie, where's the damn anti-gray hair dye!

Can a start an escrow type account in my financing to pay for my first 5 speeding tickets and associated legal fees?

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post Feb 14 2006, 12:02 PM
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MattR!!! Hook this guy up with some used auto-jacks!


We thought you were supplying the Ti jacks (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/confused24.gif)
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post Feb 14 2006, 12:23 PM
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How much for the DWD option?

Or is that one "Priceless"?
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post Feb 14 2006, 12:35 PM
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What about "wiring gremlin, breakdown option. Triggered automatically at least opportune time"

im sure you could word it better...
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post Feb 14 2006, 01:03 PM
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come on guys, this will be a "reliable" 914 (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) I need a no jackstand sticker (in a circle that's crossed out)

I thought of another: membership to 914world.com N/C (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

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post Feb 14 2006, 01:23 PM
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"reliable" 914


Is that an oxymoron?
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post Feb 14 2006, 02:02 PM
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"objects in rear view mirror really ARE getting smaller"
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post Feb 14 2006, 03:06 PM
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"optional track tires"

"sterio delete"

"power windows"

Dono...
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