 OT: anyone know CA law on "urinating in public", got a ticket last night ... |
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| Joe Bob |
 Jul 17 2005, 08:35 AM
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Retired admin, banned a few times  Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None  |
Yep....that's me, cuppa coffee, and gud pee and I'm happy...plus I'm an attention whore....
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| bd1308 |
Jul 17 2005, 08:37 AM
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Sir Post-a-lot Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 |
you're the only one with a moving bathing chick as your avatar
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| scotty b |
Jul 17 2005, 08:42 AM
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rust free you say ? Group: Members Posts: 16,375 Joined: 7-January 05 From: richmond, Va. Member No.: 3,419 Region Association: None |
Defense #1
" You're honor, if I did in fact urinate in front of officer O'mally, then I'm sure he would be able to pick my weiner out of a lineup correct?" Defense #2 "You're honor I'd like to present exhibit P" Defense #3 "You're honor I have a medical condition where I suiddenly without warning find that I MUST urinate with no warning at.........hold on a second (now start to unzip your pants in haste and pee on the bench) See what I mean?" |
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| Bruce Allert |
Jul 17 2005, 08:43 AM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
Ya ain't been watchin Jerry Springer lately. The word is HO (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sheeplove.gif) ........b |
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| SLITS |
Jul 17 2005, 08:45 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None  |
Ya need to move farther North to solve the "slug" problem. Headline in PNW Chronicle......... TREE PISSER FROM ORYUGUN VOWS ASSISTANCE WITH BANANNA SLUG PROBLEM For years, stepping on a bananna slug in your bare feet has been a disgusting problem. UofW Scientists have been unable to solve this slimy mess. Now a half-breed from Boring, Orygun is touting a complete solution with "Agent Yellow".................. |
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| bd1308 |
Jul 17 2005, 08:53 AM
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Sir Post-a-lot Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 |
419club.com is some japanese .NET site with some cool looking XP interface.....seems and feels like a portal.
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| Joe Bob |
Jul 17 2005, 08:55 AM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
I'm also an immature fuck......but hey....ummmm, what was I talking 'bout????? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) |
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| xitspd |
Jul 17 2005, 08:56 AM
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Technology and Tradition 3.6 and 914-6 Group: Members Posts: 1,305 Joined: 17-November 04 From: Foothills of Mt. San Jacinto, CA Member No.: 3,136 |
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| SLITS |
Jul 17 2005, 08:57 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
I'm gonna sue................. |
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| xitspd |
Jul 17 2005, 08:58 AM
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Technology and Tradition 3.6 and 914-6 Group: Members Posts: 1,305 Joined: 17-November 04 From: Foothills of Mt. San Jacinto, CA Member No.: 3,136 |
It's Chinese.... |
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| SLITS |
Jul 17 2005, 09:00 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
Brian only stated what we already know......but we accept you anyway (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flipa.gif) To take your mind off your troubles...piss on this (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) |
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| BigDBass |
Jul 23 2010, 08:40 PM
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Dumb Question Champion Group: Members Posts: 1,438 Joined: 11-January 06 From: Chicago (south 'burbs) Member No.: 5,405 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
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So I was searching the forum for info on the Valentine 1 radar detector, turning up a thread about Sir Andy's speeding. There I came upon a reference to this 2005 thread about Sir Andy's peeing, and absurdly read through the whole thing. Then I wasted even more time writing this post. And you just wasted your time reading it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) P.S. Remember to thank your admins for providing a place to learn about their criminal history and to comment on it. And don't pee in public. Or at least try not to get caught. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sheeplove.gif) |
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| Lennies914 |
Jul 23 2010, 09:10 PM
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Slacker Group: Members Posts: 828 Joined: 9-January 10 From: NorCal Member No.: 11,216 Region Association: Northern California  |
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| Lou W |
Jul 23 2010, 09:45 PM
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"Here Kitty Kitty" my ass...... Group: Members Posts: 4,109 Joined: 9-May 04 From: Roseburg, OR. Member No.: 2,039 Region Association: Spain |
QUOTE(cooltimes @ Jul 16 2005, 01:51 PM)  1st, respect the law. They write these laws for a reason beyond the fines. A good idea is to carry an empty soda pop bottle in the car with you. When the urge happens, fill it up in your car and later dispose of it properly at home. No matter the time of day, in 2005 and forward, somebody is probably going to be watching you/me/us/them/all. My guess is it must be one of those traffic light type cameras that are now being used in all areas of all cities. Not being paranoid. It was in the local paper telling how most major cities in America are using hidden camera to watch public places for signs of terrorism and/or those engaged in any unlawful acts. Some call it spying on the public. How else did they just happen up on you? However, in SF, gmaybe they have a lot of that exposure thing going on and is a good source of continuing revenue. Could have been worse. Maybe someone who wasn't a policeman. Mike (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) I think using a old plastic water bottle, then leaving it on the side of the road works too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) |
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| Mark Henry |
Jul 23 2010, 09:50 PM
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that's what I do! Group: Members Posts: 20,065 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Port Hope, Ontario Member No.: 26 Region Association: Canada |
I'm still peeing on tree's (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
It's been hot here, so I tell the lad not to pee in the same spot or near the buildings...and mom's flower garden is OK, but not on the vegetable garden. |
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| championgt1 |
Jul 23 2010, 09:51 PM
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Don't embarrass me Filmore! Group: Members Posts: 2,680 Joined: 3-January 07 From: Tacoma, Washington Member No.: 7,420 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
So what was the final outcome Andy? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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| 1970 Neun vierzehn |
Jul 23 2010, 09:52 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,199 Joined: 16-March 06 From: cincinnati, ohio Member No.: 5,727 |
Yur in trouble now, Andy.
Use the "prostate inflammation" |
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| ConeDodger |
Jul 23 2010, 10:16 PM
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Apex killer! Group: Members Posts: 23,631 Joined: 31-December 04 From: Tahoe Area Member No.: 3,380 Region Association: Northern California 
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In Minnesota in the winter you could use the Free Speech Defense. "I was writing with piss your honor. Protesting the high sales taxes in San Francisco..." Not sure how that would work in SF though... No snow (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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| underthetire |
Jul 23 2010, 10:39 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,062 Joined: 7-October 08 From: Brentwood Member No.: 9,623 Region Association: Northern California |
Ya andy, after five years it's time to let the cat out of the bag. And it's a good thing it wasn't the urinating/masturbating in public ticket. You'd be registered now!
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| Cairo94507 |
Jul 23 2010, 11:34 PM
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Michael Group: Members Posts: 9,858 Joined: 1-November 08 From: Auburn, CA Member No.: 9,712 Region Association: Northern California
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You were in the very wrong place at the wrong time. Mission from 15th to 24th has always been a bad stretch for all kinds of stuff including, nowadays, gang activity. So you will see a higher police presence and stricter enforcement.
Now add to that, I am not sure if you still have a mohawk and wear cut offs, military boots, etc., (not that there is anything wrong with any of that) but officers aren't going to take the time to get to know you, they tend to operate more on judging the book by the cover, so.... regardless you still will get off with just a fine and that's it because it is a Municipal code and not a penal code violation. If I were you I would just suck it up and pay the ticket. Regardless of how desolate you thought the alley was, it obviously was not as the cop was there. He cut you a break by writing the MPC section and not 314 PC which some cops do. Next time pee some where else. Really how would you feel if your home or business backed up to that alley and people were always peeing in it? The homeless people have taken this whole thing to a completely insane level as they pee and poop every where and do not care who sees them. Blame the homeless for this one, and correctly so. And sorry you got a ticket. If they would have spent the time to talk to you I am sure they would have just said zip it and get out of here. |
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