Great price or crack pipe ...def my favorite game, Little help please Options

[thelogo]

Usually i dont advertise a great deal on a 914 that im about to jump on but ... Before i drop the cash....

Anybody have any history knowledge on this one

Looks almost to good to be true .

Ive got a appointment w\ seller to see the car soon ...


But who here has opinions (IMG:style_emoticons/default/hissyfit.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pray.gif)


Located pretty close to me

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/d...7067962220.html


Leamon please stay away ! I seen it 1st .lol

[rjames]

Is the front fender flare in the right spot?

Remove the wing, but keep the paint. I don’t know why, but I like it. if it’s running, $10k for that car could be a great deal.

[sixnotfour]

flairs look like these ? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif) but, yes a bit forward (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

[914forme]

Hack mechanic, good intentions, serious engine bay rust, unless they are using light shining through camo.

That 80s Eddie Van Halen guitar are called urban camo is not my thing, also hides lots to stuff by breaking up the site lines. Thus the reason you use it on stuff you want people to be a bit confused about.

Crack pipe, most likely burn to the ground.

Battery shelf rusted out, not even fixed, then you zip tie fuel lines to it for a easy spout to put all your fuel lines.

Poor wire crimp choices

Spark plugs wires must have been rubbing so you add extra to keep them from asking out.

They spent lots of time hanging with their cheap VW friend who said I can fix that.

At least it has center pull linkage, that is rusted.



If it is your crack pipe go smoke the SOB.

This was someones crack pipe, and I built one for a customer back in the 90s, but it did not have all the shoddy I can't even call them a mechanic. work, nope, even hack does not do the culture justices... I am at a lost of words (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

[DickSteinkamp]

Hack mechanic, good intentions, serious engine bay rust, unless they are using light shining through camo.

That 80s Eddie Van Halen guitar are called urban camo is not my thing, also hides lots to stuff by breaking up the site lines. Thus the reason you use it on stuff you want people to be a bit confused about.

Crack pipe, most likely burn to the ground.

Battery shelf rusted out, not even fixed, then you zip tie fuel lines to it for a easy spout to put all your fuel lines.

Poor wire crimp choices

Spark plugs wires must have been rubbing so you add extra to keep them from asking out.

They spent lots of time hanging with their cheap VW friend who said I can fix that.

At least it has center pull linkage, that is rusted.

If it is your crack pipe go smoke the SOB.

This was someones crack pipe, and I built one for a customer back in the 90s, but it did not have all the shoddy I can't even call them a mechanic. work, nope, even hack does not do the culture justices... I am at a lost of words (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

Sounds like you might be on the fence on this one.


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[thelogo]

I thought if the car isnt rusty

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer3.gif) and thats a big friggen if


...then its good to go at these prices ....

????????

Please explain to me about the flares so when i see it i know what/where to look for ???????????????

This one seems to have some major work put in on it

Seller says its stored inside ....

What's the value of it as a roller ? Which is essentially what it is ?



But please .. Tell me im crazy ....

Stop me from the sickness... If im sick ....


If i get this i will have a 914 to wife/ gf ratio
Of

2 to 0

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So.......

[rjames]

Buying this car won’t help your chances of finding a girlfriend.

[sb914]

Buying this car won’t help your chances of finding a girlfriend.

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[914forme]

Flares are most likely bondo and kitty hair glued on with a few aluminum rivets to keep them in place for the good of the cause.

@thelogo you ever been out on the Vegas strip at like 7 am. I don't drink, smoke, or hook up with the local girls, but I do go out each morning and walk now, my one knee is to bad to run. The strip has a wonderful odor to it about 7am. It is before all the tourist are out, but after the majority of the drunks had last call. What you smell is regret, shame, bad decisions all mixed with public urination and vomit.

I have a feeling this car would smell exactly the same.

If my two reviews are not enough to change your mind, go cuddle up behind the dumpster to keep the wind off your pipe it makes it easier to lite.

We all could be wrong and it is a great car, but I think it is being advertised in the spirit of PT Barnum

Oh and Eddie Van Halen might not paint his guitars well, but I approve of his collection of cars. Lambo Miura, 911 GT3 RS a couple of Audi R8s have all graced his garage. And he does not paint them in red with white and black lines.

[Cairo94507]

Wow....polarizing car for sure.

[rjames]

Flares are most likely bondo and kitty hair glued on with a few aluminum rivets to keep them in place for the good of the cause.

@thelogo you ever been out on the Vegas strip at like 7 am. I don't drink, smoke, or hook up with the local girls, but I do go out each morning and walk now, my one knee is to bad to run. The strip has a wonderful odor to it about 7am. It is before all the tourist are out, but after the majority of the drunks had last call. What you smell is regret, shame, bad decisions all mixed with public urination and vomit.

I have a feeling this car would smell exactly the same.

If my two reviews are not enough to change your mind, go cuddle up behind the dumpster to keep the wind off your pipe it makes it easier to lite.

We all could be wrong and it is a great car, but I think it is being advertised in the spirit of PT Barnum

Oh and Eddie Van Halen might not paint his guitars well, but I approve of his collection of cars. Lambo Miura, 911 GT3 RS a couple of Audi R8s have all graced his garage. And he does not paint them in red with white and black lines.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
This gets my vote for best post of 2020 so far.

[thelogo]

Flares are most likely bondo and kitty hair glued on with a few aluminum rivets to keep them in place for the good of the cause.

@thelogo you ever been out on the Vegas strip at like 7 am. I don't drink, smoke, or hook up with the local girls, but I do go out each morning and walk now, my one knee is to bad to run. The strip has a wonderful odor to it about 7am. It is before all the tourist are out, but after the majority of the drunks had last call. What you smell is regret, shame, bad decisions all mixed with public urination and vomit.

I have a feeling this car would smell exactly the same.

If my two reviews are not enough to change your mind, go cuddle up behind the dumpster to keep the wind off your pipe it makes it easier to lite.

We all could be wrong and it is a great car, but I think it is being advertised in the spirit of PT Barnum

Oh and Eddie Van Halen might not paint his guitars well, but I approve of his collection of cars. Lambo Miura, 911 GT3 RS a couple of Audi R8s have all graced his garage. And he does not paint them in red with white and black lines.

Ive only been to lauglin never vegas ....but i felt like ivs been there now

[porschetub]

Flares are most likely bondo and kitty hair glued on with a few aluminum rivets to keep them in place for the good of the cause.

@thelogo you ever been out on the Vegas strip at like 7 am. I don't drink, smoke, or hook up with the local girls, but I do go out each morning and walk now, my one knee is to bad to run. The strip has a wonderful odor to it about 7am. It is before all the tourist are out, but after the majority of the drunks had last call. What you smell is regret, shame, bad decisions all mixed with public urination and vomit.

I have a feeling this car would smell exactly the same.

If my two reviews are not enough to change your mind, go cuddle up behind the dumpster to keep the wind off your pipe it makes it easier to lite.

We all could be wrong and it is a great car, but I think it is being advertised in the spirit of PT Barnum

Oh and Eddie Van Halen might not paint his guitars well, but I approve of his collection of cars. Lambo Miura, 911 GT3 RS a couple of Audi R8s have all graced his garage. And he does not paint them in red with white and black lines.

So you don't like it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) ...suits me.

[Mikey914]

10k probably not a steal. The rust should be the deciding factor. Cool wrap, but could be lipstick on a pig. Hopefully not.

I'd check out the rust, there is obviously some, and like cockroaches, it's not the ones you see....... There is always more.

[Mueller]

Seller says its stored inside ....

Inside for last 6 years...the previous 42 years I'd say have been outside.

[dr914@autoatlanta.com]

a good beater, never would be worth restoring. I would think in today's market 8 grand would be all of the money in the world for this car

[thelogo]

a good beater, never would be worth restoring. I would think in today's market 8 grand would be all of the money in the world for this car

Even if the bones are solid ?

[914_teener]

Flares are most likely bondo and kitty hair glued on with a few aluminum rivets to keep them in place for the good of the cause.

@thelogo you ever been out on the Vegas strip at like 7 am. I don't drink, smoke, or hook up with the local girls, but I do go out each morning and walk now, my one knee is to bad to run. The strip has a wonderful odor to it about 7am. It is before all the tourist are out, but after the majority of the drunks had last call. What you smell is regret, shame, bad decisions all mixed with public urination and vomit.

I have a feeling this car would smell exactly the same.

If my two reviews are not enough to change your mind, go cuddle up behind the dumpster to keep the wind off your pipe it makes it easier to lite.

We all could be wrong and it is a great car, but I think it is being advertised in the spirit of PT Barnum

Oh and Eddie Van Halen might not paint his guitars well, but I approve of his collection of cars. Lambo Miura, 911 GT3 RS a couple of Audi R8s have all graced his garage. And he does not paint them in red with white and black lines.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
This gets my vote for best post of 2020 so far.

I.d second that and maybe last year as well. Bondo and kitty hair....... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)

[Mikey914]

Laugh now in 10 tears you'll wish (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) you bought it.

[914_teener]

Laugh now in 10 tears you'll wish (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) you bought it.

If it had a running six in it maybe.

Otherwise......crackpipe and smell.....

He asked opinions.