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Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red car and got bitched out by a lady a block down...
I stopped and backed up to see what she was bitching about, she waddled through her yard to tell me off... I started off telling her I wasn't speeding, she said, "Its red and loud so I figured it was kids racing around... " she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud... Thats just my little 3.2 with headers and a sport muffler... perhaps we should take that sport muffler off and put on the megaphones and go for another ride... I would but I just got my rear valance done and want to leave it all alone... Other fish to fry. |
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I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her dog a few months ago. I had just dropped my boy off at school and I was cruising up a small residential street at 26mph, speed limit 25. My window was down in my WRX and I hear the wrinkly stoned bitch yell SLOW DOWN! I stopped, backed up, and asked what did you say? She yelled I SAID SLOW DOWN! I said, hey I was going 26 mph. She said, AND ACCELERATING! No I wasn't! YES YOU WERE!
I said, no, that wasn't accelerating, THIS IS ACCELERATING! I revved it up to 5K, let the clutch out, top of 1st gear, top of 2nd gear- 76mph, and I pitched it sideways onto a 2 block long very smooth dirt road that intersects the first road. I kept it sideways, throwing dust for almost 1/2 a block. I saw her a couple of days later in the hardware store. I smiled and she just gave me a really, really dirty look as she walked out. |
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I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her dog a few months ago. I had just dropped my boy off at school and I was cruising up a small residential street at 26mph, speed limit 25. My window was down in my WRX and I hear the wrinkly stoned bitch yell SLOW DOWN! I stopped, backed up, and asked what did you say? She yelled I SAID SLOW DOWN! I said, hey I was going 26 mph. She said, AND ACCELERATING! No I wasn't! YES YOU WERE! I said, no, that wasn't accelerating, THIS IS ACCELERATING! I revved it up to 5K, let the clutch out, top of 1st gear, top of 2nd gear- 76mph, and I pitched it sideways onto a 2 block long very smooth dirt road that intersects the first road. I kept it sideways, throwing dust for almost 1/2 a block. I saw her a couple of days later in the hardware store. I smiled and she just gave me a really, really dirty look as she walked out. I guess you showed her huh? |
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