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ConeDodger
post Mar 6 2009, 06:44 PM
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Ok quiet everyone, let's bring this meeting to order... I'll start. Hi... My name is Rob and I am an asshat... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)
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post Mar 7 2009, 08:16 AM
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in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed unsanitary, or to the less open-mind perhaps even a bit (IMG:style_emoticons/default/gayfight.gif) I humbly submit something in the way of apparel.

Fred and Barney already have those cool Water Buffalo hats so they're out. Perhaps a snazzy vest; they could be made out of old Fuzzy Dash covers.

Except for the elected leader; his would be NOS
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post Mar 7 2009, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(MDG @ Mar 7 2009, 06:16 AM) *

in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed unsanitary, or to the less open-mind perhaps even a bit (IMG:style_emoticons/default/gayfight.gif) I humbly submit something in the way of apparel.

Fred and Barney already have those cool Water Buffalo hats so they're out. Perhaps a snazzy vest; they could be made out of old Fuzzy Dash covers.

Except for the elected leader; his would be NOS


First: I think you have mis-interpeted the term AH. A true AH started as an Ass Kisser. He (or She) went through their day AK'ing their boss. Until one day their boss stopped to get a drink from the fountain in the lobby at work. It was at that moment the AK turned into a Brown Noser. Now, Because the Brown Noser was now blinded by his own ambition it wasn't long before a slip of the lip turned into a full on Ass Hat wearing experience. So there are aspiring AK's and BN's chasing their boss all over the office and there are those true AH's who have achived Ass Hattedness and wear their Ass Hat proudly.

Oh, and I believe the Kiss from an Ass Hat was deemed unsanitary. Considering an Ass Hat was just two breif moments away from a Butt Kisser and one brief moment away from a Brown Noser.

And no ass hat could ever be worn over a buffalo hat. No matter how fuzzy and inviting that buffalo fur is, no ass would ever mount that thrown. The horns would prevent any true ass from becoming a real hat therefore preventing the continuation of the royal order of Ass Hattedness.
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ConeDodger   OT: AHA Meeting   Mar 6 2009, 06:44 PM
r_towle   Did you bring the wine and cheese?   Mar 6 2009, 06:52 PM
Millerwelds   Hello everyone, My name is Jason and I agree........   Mar 6 2009, 06:54 PM
ConeDodger   Hello everyone, My name is Jason and I agree.......   Mar 6 2009, 06:57 PM
Millerwelds   Hello everyone, My name is Jason and I agree......   Mar 6 2009, 07:20 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   Hi everyone, I hope your all doing well since our ...   Mar 6 2009, 07:05 PM
kwales   ????   Mar 6 2009, 07:05 PM
r_towle   I Know a guy named Timmorrhoid and he occasionall...   Mar 6 2009, 07:08 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   That would be "Fava beans" and that...   Mar 6 2009, 07:11 PM
r_towle   your point?   Mar 6 2009, 07:13 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   :confused: Do I ever have a point?   Mar 6 2009, 07:14 PM
ClayPerrine   :confused: Do I ever have a point? Only the on...   Mar 6 2009, 07:18 PM
r_towle   :confused: Do I ever have a point? not that I ca...   Mar 6 2009, 07:20 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   :confused: Do I ever have a point? not that I c...   Mar 6 2009, 07:25 PM
kwales   Do you need his address??? Timmerrhoid is the wor...   Mar 6 2009, 07:15 PM
r_towle   group logo   Mar 6 2009, 07:17 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   :rotfl:   Mar 6 2009, 07:19 PM
ConeDodger   In new business at the last meeting discussion was...   Mar 6 2009, 07:24 PM
r_towle   I second the vote for MikeZ as KING of the asshats   Mar 6 2009, 07:28 PM
ConeDodger   I second the vote for MikeZ as KING of the asshat...   Mar 6 2009, 07:30 PM
sww914   Could you define asshat? Is it specific like basta...   Mar 6 2009, 07:46 PM
r_towle   When a person is capable of sticking their head up...   Mar 6 2009, 07:57 PM
scotty b   Is there an official handshake? ...   Mar 6 2009, 08:24 PM
r_towle   B)-->
QUOTE(scotty b @ M...   Mar 6 2009, 09:41 PM
messix   i think that i should be considered a founding mem...   Mar 6 2009, 09:02 PM
sixnotfour   All that has posted here will be banned ........Do...   Mar 6 2009, 09:32 PM
kwales   Where's the politic police.... I demand paper...   Mar 6 2009, 09:51 PM
ConeDodger   Where's the politic police.... I demand pape...   Mar 6 2009, 10:08 PM
MDG   We are going to attack Canada first... I don...   Mar 6 2009, 10:52 PM
ConeDodger   We are going to attack Canada first... I don...   Mar 6 2009, 11:07 PM
scotty b   [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1142518' date='Mar...   Mar 7 2009, 07:42 AM
Todd Enlund   Sorry, wrong door. I thought this was the America...   Mar 7 2009, 01:04 AM
ConeDodger   Sorry, wrong door. I thought this was the Americ...   Mar 7 2009, 01:13 AM
MDG   I teared up a little bit reading scotty b's pl...   Mar 7 2009, 08:08 AM
MDG   in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed unsa...   Mar 7 2009, 08:16 AM
rick 918-S   in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed uns...   Mar 7 2009, 11:23 PM
MDG   in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed un...   Mar 8 2009, 07:52 AM
dlee6204   Krispy Kreme was started in Winston Salem, NC in 1...   Mar 7 2009, 09:19 AM
ConeDodger   Krispy Kreme was started in Winston Salem, NC in ...   Mar 7 2009, 09:31 AM
kwales   He's on subject..... The reason he's not ...   Mar 7 2009, 05:52 PM
ConeDodger   He's on subject..... The reason he's not...   Mar 7 2009, 08:59 PM
Todd Enlund   A hot Krispy Kreme is the nastiest thing that...   Mar 7 2009, 09:26 PM
scotty b   A hot Krispy Kreme is the nastiest thing that...   Mar 8 2009, 08:36 AM
messix   sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the A...   Mar 7 2009, 09:36 PM
Todd Enlund   sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the ...   Mar 7 2009, 11:28 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the...   Mar 7 2009, 11:34 PM
TC 914-8   Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group call...   Mar 7 2009, 09:43 PM
messix   Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group cal...   Mar 7 2009, 09:49 PM
TC 914-8   Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group ca...   Mar 7 2009, 09:59 PM
messix   [quote name='messix' post='1142963' date='Mar 7 2...   Mar 7 2009, 10:09 PM
TC 914-8   [quote name='messix' post='1142963' date='Mar 7 ...   Mar 7 2009, 10:22 PM
ClayPerrine   [quote name='messix' post='1142970' date='Mar 7 2...   Mar 7 2009, 11:38 PM
messix   [quote name='messix' post='1142970' date='Mar 7 ...   Mar 8 2009, 12:02 AM
ClayPerrine   [quote name='TC 914-8' post='1142976' date=...   Mar 8 2009, 07:56 AM
ConeDodger   [quote name='messix' date='Mar 7 2009,...   Mar 7 2009, 11:53 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   I never really kissed a bosses ass but I was a ser...   Mar 7 2009, 11:31 PM
messix   good god!   Mar 7 2009, 11:56 PM
Phoenix 914-6GT   :headbang: :stooges:   Mar 8 2009, 12:00 AM
Sleepin   Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an as...   Mar 8 2009, 01:15 AM
ConeDodger   Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an a...   Mar 8 2009, 09:38 AM
Sleepin   Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an ...   Mar 8 2009, 10:19 AM
ConeDodger   [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143085' date='Mar...   Mar 8 2009, 10:27 AM
dflesburg   Simply stating that my head is in my ass doesn...   Mar 8 2009, 06:32 AM
MDG   :confused: I like a good spoonful of Crisco once ...   Mar 8 2009, 08:40 AM
scotty b   :confused: I like a good spoonful of Crisco once...   Mar 8 2009, 08:44 AM
greenie   I've been polishing up my credentials, can I g...   Mar 8 2009, 09:23 AM
KELTY360   I've been polishing up my credentials, can I ...   Mar 8 2009, 09:57 AM
ConeDodger   I've been polishing up my credentials, can I...   Mar 8 2009, 10:03 AM
scotty b   I've been polishing up my credentials, can I ...   Mar 8 2009, 11:12 AM
mikez   I would never join I club that would stoop low eno...   Mar 8 2009, 09:32 AM
ConeDodger   I would never join I club that would stoop low en...   Mar 8 2009, 11:37 AM
kwales   the cat is highly offended....... He says he is a...   Mar 8 2009, 10:08 AM
ConeDodger   "You have a cat's ass on your head. Ther...   Mar 8 2009, 10:14 AM
Phoenix 914-6GT   "You have a cat's ass on your head. The...   Mar 8 2009, 10:38 AM
kwales   Tried it, he's got the other ones angry too, n...   Mar 8 2009, 10:34 AM
ConeDodger   Tried it, he's got the other ones angry too, ...   Mar 8 2009, 10:41 AM
MDG   why are all the doors here locked from the outside...   Mar 8 2009, 11:19 AM
ConeDodger   why are all the doors here locked from the outsid...   Mar 8 2009, 11:21 AM
MDG   [quote name='MDG' post='1143120' date='Mar 8 2009...   Mar 8 2009, 11:24 AM
scotty b   why are all the doors here locked from the outsid...   Mar 8 2009, 11:22 AM
ConeDodger   B)-->
QUOTE(scotty b @ M...   Mar 8 2009, 11:26 AM
MDG   first Mikez quoting from Groucho, now Kierkegaard ...   Mar 8 2009, 11:39 AM
ConeDodger   B)--><div class='quotetop'>QUO...   Mar 8 2009, 11:47 AM
mikez   first Mikez quoting from Groucho, now Kierkegaard...   Mar 8 2009, 11:49 AM
scotty b   first Mikez quoting from Groucho, now Kierkegaar...   Mar 8 2009, 11:51 AM
ConeDodger   [quote name='MDG' post='1143133' date='Mar 8 2009...   Mar 8 2009, 11:52 AM
scotty b   [quote name='MDG' post='1143133' date='Mar 8 200...   Mar 8 2009, 11:57 AM
RJMII   [quote name='MDG' post='1143133' date='Mar 8 200...   Mar 8 2009, 12:54 PM
ConeDodger   [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143141' date='Mar...   Mar 8 2009, 12:59 PM
RJMII   [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143141' date='Ma...   Mar 8 2009, 01:22 PM
ConeDodger   [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143166' date='Mar...   Mar 8 2009, 01:25 PM
scotty b   Is the universe really expanding on it's own o...   Mar 8 2009, 11:37 AM
ConeDodger   B)-->
QUOTE(scotty b @ M...   Mar 8 2009, 11:38 AM
MDG   it's okay everyone; I just realized I had an o...   Mar 8 2009, 12:17 PM
RJMII   uh oh. I do appologize for interrupting your meeti...   Mar 8 2009, 01:29 PM
ConeDodger   uh oh. I do appologize for interrupting your meet...   Mar 8 2009, 01:37 PM
RJMII   I agree, I couldn't even take a full byte. dan...   Mar 8 2009, 01:40 PM
ConeDodger   I agree, I couldn't even take a full byte. da...   Mar 8 2009, 03:33 PM
Sleepin   While you are here try on a hat. Fits well does it...   Mar 8 2009, 01:44 PM
RJMII   While you are here try on a hat. Fits well does i...   Mar 8 2009, 01:49 PM
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