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ConeDodger	Mar 6 2009, 06:44 PM Post #1
Apex killer! Group: Members Posts: 23,825 Joined: 31-December 04 From: Tahoe Area Member No.: 3,380 Region Association: Northern California	Ok quiet everyone, let's bring this meeting to order... I'll start. Hi... My name is Rob and I am an asshat... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)

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Katmanken	Mar 8 2009, 10:08 AM Post #2
You haven't seen me if anybody asks... Group: Members Posts: 4,738 Joined: 14-June 03 From: USA Member No.: 819 Region Association: Upper MidWest	the cat is highly offended....... He says he is a complete cat The cats are voting now to see if you are THE winner.... Kennytryingtocalmdownonehighlyindignantcat

ConeDodger	Mar 8 2009, 10:14 AM Post #3
Apex killer! Group: Members Posts: 23,825 Joined: 31-December 04 From: Tahoe Area Member No.: 3,380 Region Association: Northern California	QUOTE(kwales @ Mar 8 2009, 08:08 AM) "You have a cat's ass on your head. Therefore, you are qualified. Continue with your new business... Asshat." From this statement, one could be made to believe that that I have just a cats ass on my head. Nothing could be farther from the truth and the cat is highly offended....... He says he is a complete cat, not just a cat's ass. As a reward, he nominated you for the Asshat "Catastrophe" trophy.... What's a "Catastrophe" trophy you ask?... It''s a Cat/as/trophe. It's the hind quarters of a cat mounted on a beautiful wood plaque and a flashing LED is strategically located just below the tail... The cats are voting now to see if you are THE winner.... Kennytryingtocalmdownonehighlyindignantcat If it is any consolation to the highly indignant cat, I have at this very moment, a cat foot warmer and a cat crotch warmer... They were supposed to be for the kid but somehow they imprinted on me and wherever I am, I have at least one of them in my lap... Along with a golden retriever who occasionally gets up and tries to nose the cats out of my lap. I have found that when a cat is trying to regain dignity they usually stop what they are doing and bathe themselves. You might suggest it...

PeeGreen 914	Mar 8 2009, 10:38 AM Post #4
Just when you think you're done...wait, there is more..lol Group: Members Posts: 10,219 Joined: 21-September 06 From: Seattle, WA... actually Everett Member No.: 6,884 Region Association: Pacific Northwest	QUOTE(ConeDodger @ Mar 8 2009, 09:14 AM) QUOTE(kwales @ Mar 8 2009, 08:08 AM) "You have a cat's ass on your head. Therefore, you are qualified. Continue with your new business... Asshat." From this statement, one could be made to believe that that I have just a cats ass on my head. Nothing could be farther from the truth and the cat is highly offended....... He says he is a complete cat, not just a cat's ass. As a reward, he nominated you for the Asshat "Catastrophe" trophy.... What's a "Catastrophe" trophy you ask?... It''s a Cat/as/trophe. It's the hind quarters of a cat mounted on a beautiful wood plaque and a flashing LED is strategically located just below the tail... The cats are voting now to see if you are THE winner.... Kennytryingtocalmdownonehighlyindignantcat If it is any consolation to the highly indignant cat, I have at this very moment, a cat foot warmer and a cat crotch warmer... They were supposed to be for the kid but somehow they imprinted on me and wherever I am, I have at least one of them in my lap... Along with a golden retriever who occasionally gets up and tries to nose the cats out of my lap. I have found that when a cat is trying to regain dignity they usually stop what they are doing and bathe themselves. You might suggest it... Whoa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) I really don't want to hear about what your "cats" are warming. If that's what you're calling them these days. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)

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ConeDodger OT: AHA Meeting Mar 6 2009, 06:44 PM

r_towle Did you bring the wine and cheese? Mar 6 2009, 06:52 PM

Millerwelds Hello everyone, My name is Jason and I agree........ Mar 6 2009, 06:54 PM

ConeDodger Hello everyone, My name is Jason and I agree....... Mar 6 2009, 06:57 PM

Millerwelds Hello everyone, My name is Jason and I agree...... Mar 6 2009, 07:20 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT Hi everyone, I hope your all doing well since our ... Mar 6 2009, 07:05 PM

kwales ???? Mar 6 2009, 07:05 PM

r_towle I Know a guy named Timmorrhoid and he occasionall... Mar 6 2009, 07:08 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT That would be "Fava beans" and that... Mar 6 2009, 07:11 PM

r_towle your point? Mar 6 2009, 07:13 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT :confused: Do I ever have a point? Mar 6 2009, 07:14 PM

ClayPerrine :confused: Do I ever have a point? Only the on... Mar 6 2009, 07:18 PM

r_towle :confused: Do I ever have a point? not that I ca... Mar 6 2009, 07:20 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT :confused: Do I ever have a point? not that I c... Mar 6 2009, 07:25 PM

kwales Do you need his address??? Timmerrhoid is the wor... Mar 6 2009, 07:15 PM

r_towle group logo Mar 6 2009, 07:17 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT :rotfl: Mar 6 2009, 07:19 PM

ConeDodger In new business at the last meeting discussion was... Mar 6 2009, 07:24 PM

r_towle I second the vote for MikeZ as KING of the asshats Mar 6 2009, 07:28 PM

ConeDodger I second the vote for MikeZ as KING of the asshat... Mar 6 2009, 07:30 PM

sww914 Could you define asshat? Is it specific like basta... Mar 6 2009, 07:46 PM

r_towle When a person is capable of sticking their head up... Mar 6 2009, 07:57 PM

scotty b Is there an official handshake? ... Mar 6 2009, 08:24 PM

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QUOTE(scotty b @ M... Mar 6 2009, 09:41 PM

messix i think that i should be considered a founding mem... Mar 6 2009, 09:02 PM

sixnotfour All that has posted here will be banned ........Do... Mar 6 2009, 09:32 PM

kwales Where's the politic police.... I demand paper... Mar 6 2009, 09:51 PM

ConeDodger Where's the politic police.... I demand pape... Mar 6 2009, 10:08 PM

MDG We are going to attack Canada first... I don... Mar 6 2009, 10:52 PM

ConeDodger We are going to attack Canada first... I don... Mar 6 2009, 11:07 PM

scotty b [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1142518' date='Mar... Mar 7 2009, 07:42 AM

Todd Enlund Sorry, wrong door. I thought this was the America... Mar 7 2009, 01:04 AM

ConeDodger Sorry, wrong door. I thought this was the Americ... Mar 7 2009, 01:13 AM

MDG I teared up a little bit reading scotty b's pl... Mar 7 2009, 08:08 AM

MDG in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed unsa... Mar 7 2009, 08:16 AM

rick 918-S in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed uns... Mar 7 2009, 11:23 PM

MDG in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed un... Mar 8 2009, 07:52 AM

dlee6204 Krispy Kreme was started in Winston Salem, NC in 1... Mar 7 2009, 09:19 AM

ConeDodger Krispy Kreme was started in Winston Salem, NC in ... Mar 7 2009, 09:31 AM

kwales He's on subject..... The reason he's not ... Mar 7 2009, 05:52 PM

ConeDodger He's on subject..... The reason he's not... Mar 7 2009, 08:59 PM

Todd Enlund A hot Krispy Kreme is the nastiest thing that... Mar 7 2009, 09:26 PM

scotty b A hot Krispy Kreme is the nastiest thing that... Mar 8 2009, 08:36 AM

messix sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the A... Mar 7 2009, 09:36 PM

Todd Enlund sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the ... Mar 7 2009, 11:28 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the... Mar 7 2009, 11:34 PM

TC 914-8 Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group call... Mar 7 2009, 09:43 PM

messix Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group cal... Mar 7 2009, 09:49 PM

TC 914-8 Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group ca... Mar 7 2009, 09:59 PM

messix [quote name='messix' post='1142963' date='Mar 7 2... Mar 7 2009, 10:09 PM

TC 914-8 [quote name='messix' post='1142963' date='Mar 7 ... Mar 7 2009, 10:22 PM

ClayPerrine [quote name='messix' post='1142970' date='Mar 7 2... Mar 7 2009, 11:38 PM

messix [quote name='messix' post='1142970' date='Mar 7 ... Mar 8 2009, 12:02 AM

ClayPerrine [quote name='TC 914-8' post='1142976' date=... Mar 8 2009, 07:56 AM

ConeDodger [quote name='messix' date='Mar 7 2009,... Mar 7 2009, 11:53 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT I never really kissed a bosses ass but I was a ser... Mar 7 2009, 11:31 PM

messix good god! Mar 7 2009, 11:56 PM

Phoenix 914-6GT :headbang: :stooges: Mar 8 2009, 12:00 AM

Sleepin Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an as... Mar 8 2009, 01:15 AM

ConeDodger Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an a... Mar 8 2009, 09:38 AM

Sleepin Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an ... Mar 8 2009, 10:19 AM

ConeDodger [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143085' date='Mar... Mar 8 2009, 10:27 AM

dflesburg Simply stating that my head is in my ass doesn... Mar 8 2009, 06:32 AM

MDG :confused: I like a good spoonful of Crisco once ... Mar 8 2009, 08:40 AM

scotty b :confused: I like a good spoonful of Crisco once... Mar 8 2009, 08:44 AM

greenie I've been polishing up my credentials, can I g... Mar 8 2009, 09:23 AM

KELTY360 I've been polishing up my credentials, can I ... Mar 8 2009, 09:57 AM

ConeDodger I've been polishing up my credentials, can I... Mar 8 2009, 10:03 AM

scotty b I've been polishing up my credentials, can I ... Mar 8 2009, 11:12 AM

mikez I would never join I club that would stoop low eno... Mar 8 2009, 09:32 AM

ConeDodger I would never join I club that would stoop low en... Mar 8 2009, 11:37 AM

kwales the cat is highly offended....... He says he is a... Mar 8 2009, 10:08 AM

ConeDodger "You have a cat's ass on your head. Ther... Mar 8 2009, 10:14 AM

Phoenix 914-6GT "You have a cat's ass on your head. The... Mar 8 2009, 10:38 AM

kwales Tried it, he's got the other ones angry too, n... Mar 8 2009, 10:34 AM

ConeDodger Tried it, he's got the other ones angry too, ... Mar 8 2009, 10:41 AM

MDG why are all the doors here locked from the outside... Mar 8 2009, 11:19 AM

ConeDodger why are all the doors here locked from the outsid... Mar 8 2009, 11:21 AM

MDG [quote name='MDG' post='1143120' date='Mar 8 2009... Mar 8 2009, 11:24 AM

scotty b why are all the doors here locked from the outsid... Mar 8 2009, 11:22 AM

ConeDodger B)-->

QUOTE(scotty b @ M... Mar 8 2009, 11:26 AM

MDG first Mikez quoting from Groucho, now Kierkegaard ... Mar 8 2009, 11:39 AM

ConeDodger B)--><div class='quotetop'>QUO... Mar 8 2009, 11:47 AM

mikez first Mikez quoting from Groucho, now Kierkegaard... Mar 8 2009, 11:49 AM

scotty b first Mikez quoting from Groucho, now Kierkegaar... Mar 8 2009, 11:51 AM

ConeDodger [quote name='MDG' post='1143133' date='Mar 8 2009... Mar 8 2009, 11:52 AM

scotty b [quote name='MDG' post='1143133' date='Mar 8 200... Mar 8 2009, 11:57 AM

RJMII [quote name='MDG' post='1143133' date='Mar 8 200... Mar 8 2009, 12:54 PM

ConeDodger [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143141' date='Mar... Mar 8 2009, 12:59 PM

RJMII [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143141' date='Ma... Mar 8 2009, 01:22 PM

ConeDodger [quote name='ConeDodger' post='1143166' date='Mar... Mar 8 2009, 01:25 PM

scotty b Is the universe really expanding on it's own o... Mar 8 2009, 11:37 AM

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QUOTE(scotty b @ M... Mar 8 2009, 11:38 AM

MDG it's okay everyone; I just realized I had an o... Mar 8 2009, 12:17 PM

RJMII uh oh. I do appologize for interrupting your meeti... Mar 8 2009, 01:29 PM

ConeDodger uh oh. I do appologize for interrupting your meet... Mar 8 2009, 01:37 PM

RJMII I agree, I couldn't even take a full byte. dan... Mar 8 2009, 01:40 PM

ConeDodger I agree, I couldn't even take a full byte. da... Mar 8 2009, 03:33 PM

Sleepin While you are here try on a hat. Fits well does it... Mar 8 2009, 01:44 PM

RJMII While you are here try on a hat. Fits well does i... Mar 8 2009, 01:49 PM

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