Ebay Idiots, Why did I even call the guy? Options

[Red-Beard]

Well, I've finally put the Suicide Blond up for sale on ebay. Sad but true. So I get a message from someone, in Austin, who says they want to know more about the car.

The first thing that happens is he starts to berate me on my choices in changes for the car. I KNOW that making my transmission a side shift will make it less collectible, as will putting in a moveable passenger seat, leather interior, upgrading the engine to 2.7 liters and 200 hp, sport exhaust. Why did I need him to start off telling me these things?

Dude, do you want the car or not?

"I'm a cash buyer, interested in your car." Well, not really. You are an arrogant asshole with an attitude. He just wanted to show how smart wasn't.

I really liked how he told me that 914's don't have rear springs. And told me I know nothing about the car I've owned and worked on for the past 7 years (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

I wanted to hang up on him. But he hung up on me instead, so, whatever. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/WTF.gif)

Oh, and he signed up for an ebay account, 10 days ago, and has never used ebay before...uh huh.

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BTW

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/914-6-Origi...A1%7C240%3A1308

[Red-Beard]

Well, it gets worse:

Dear sandiego914,

Your the one who told me that 914's have rear spings dip stick I have been in the Porsche business for well over 35 years and have rebuilt and restored well over 100 914's including building a 916 with 3.2 911 fuel injection ask me any question you want about 914's any year and I tell you every detail MR dip stick I had my own shop with 14 techs for 27 years OH also I am a registered Porsche tech and engine builder you can apologize any time DS the reasone you fell the way you do is because YOU tried to act like the pro who knew everything and you do NOT spings in the rear not unless you did a coil over conversion which has not been done so MR DS feel better about your self now LOL

Geez, I think he needs to look at Book 5, third page

[PeeGreen 914]

Well, it gets worse:

Dear sandiego914,

Your the one who told me that 914's have rear spings dip stick I have been in the Porsche business for well over 35 years and have rebuilt and restored well over 100 914's including building a 916 with 3.2 911 fuel injection ask me any question you want about 914's any year and I tell you every detail MR dip stick I had my own shop with 14 techs for 27 years OH also I am a registered Porsche tech and engine builder you can apologize any time DS the reasone you fell the way you do is because YOU tried to act like the pro who knew everything and you do NOT spings in the rear not unless you did a coil over conversion which has not been done so MR DS feel better about your self now LOL

Geez, I think he needs to look at Book 5, third page

What's a spring dip stick? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)