 Are you Green?, HA! |
|
|
|
Porsche, and the Porsche crest are registered trademarks of Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG.
This site is not affiliated with Porsche in any way. Its only purpose is to provide an online forum for car enthusiasts. All other trademarks are property of their respective owners. |
|
|
| naro914 |
 Jun 2 2009, 04:33 PM
Post
#1
|
|
Losing my mind...  Group: Members Posts: 2,476 Joined: 26-May 06 From: Charlotte, NC Member No.: 6,073 Region Association: South East States  |
HA, I have to share this....
I was in the back of my building doing a few tweaks to my race car Papa Smurf. Running it up and down, etc. (2.2 high compression 6 cyl engine, headers to megaphones...) Then I went over to the 69 911 and had to change the piece of cardboard underneath because it's soaked in oil (next project). I was on the phone with another guy regarding my street 914 "Huey" and the fact that it's running very rich and needs some carb adjustments.... So I come back to my computer and get a spam email asking "Are you Green? How is your Carbon Footprint?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) Uh....kind of like Bigfoot's.... |
   |
 
|
  |
Replies
| Katmanken |
Jun 3 2009, 03:21 PM
Post
#2
|
|
You haven't seen me if anybody asks... Group: Members Posts: 4,738 Joined: 14-June 03 From: USA Member No.: 819 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
The beauty of it all is that all of your sins can be absolved by simply purchasing carbon credits with dirty old money.....
Carbon credits can be purchased by sending the money directly to: "The Carbon Footprint Cleanup Fund" care of AlGoreEnterprises. Make all checks payable directly to Al's Swiss bank account. All this money will be used wisely to green the planet by: paying for Al's big 100 foot houseboat, supporting the green movement by paying for huge "carbon credit income is coming" parties on his houseboat, paying for his 30k a year home electrical bills, paying for the purchase of carbon credits to offset the boat and electric bills, and purchasing "zinc credits" to offset the toxicity of his zinc mine. |
|
|
|
Posts in this topic
naro914 Are you Green? Jun 2 2009, 04:33 PM
Vacca Rabite Prior to my MBA class tonight I had to take an onl... Jun 2 2009, 04:38 PM
Vacca Rabite
Prior to my MBA class tonight I had to take an on... Jun 3 2009, 12:40 PM Todd Enlund
After seeing my score compaired with the other sc... Jun 4 2009, 05:01 PM CliffBraun The main issue I have with "Green" is th... Jun 3 2009, 02:22 AM sww914 I'm not green, I'm red and sore. Jun 3 2009, 02:25 AM zymurgist Carbon footprint, schmarbon footprint. When I see ... Jun 3 2009, 06:15 AM JmuRiz I'd say my carbon footprint is tiny at the mom... Jun 3 2009, 12:23 PM degreeoff ummmmm @ 6mpgish whadda you think?
Jun 3 2009, 12:29 PM Mr.242
ummmmm @ 6mpgish whadda you think?
ummm, b... Jun 3 2009, 12:53 PM Rav914 Carbon footprint? You bet. Jun 3 2009, 02:44 PM RobW My neighbor proudly displays his SmartCar for the ... Jun 3 2009, 02:53 PM naro914 So lets see:
- 1971 914/6 2.7 liter pseudo race c... Jun 3 2009, 03:00 PM zymurgist Since we are itemizing:
Daily drivers:
1994 Toyot... Jun 3 2009, 03:17 PM Shade Tree If I shut my 914 off at stop lights, put it in fir... Jun 3 2009, 03:20 PM balljoint
If I shut my 914 off at stop lights, put it in fi... Jun 3 2009, 03:46 PM Demick
If I shut my 914 off at stop lights, put it in fi... Jun 4 2009, 01:02 PM naro914 funny you should mention "carbon credits... Jun 3 2009, 03:27 PM zymurgist Keep your eye on Maryland. The owner of the Calve... Jun 3 2009, 03:41 PM ahdoman Not sure if this is true but I have run into it a ... Jun 3 2009, 03:47 PM zymurgist Don't know whether that's true, but it sou... Jun 3 2009, 03:51 PM turboman808 I am very green. I pee over the balcony to save w... Jun 3 2009, 04:15 PM RobW
I am very green. I pee over the balcony to save ... Jun 3 2009, 04:22 PM craig3x
I am very green. I pee over the balcony to save ... Jun 4 2009, 05:15 PM Lou W
Not sure if this is true but I have run into it a... Jun 3 2009, 07:40 PM Todd Enlund
I wonder whats gonna happen when these batteries ... Jun 4 2009, 05:11 PM byndbad914 In reference to the Hummer being cleaner than a Pr... Jun 3 2009, 10:51 PM naro914 Don't hold back, please tell us how you really... Jun 4 2009, 08:23 AM RobW Amen.
Thankfully Obama and the dems will save us... Jun 4 2009, 08:37 AM byndbad914 :lol:
yeah, this stuff gets me a bit fired up bec... Jun 4 2009, 12:42 PM turboman808 I am all for having a "green home". As ... Jun 4 2009, 04:21 PM craig3x Hmm, I wonder if my 914 rotary engine conversion i... Jun 4 2009, 05:11 PM degreeoff well I do have a sailboat that I use A L O T...doe... Jun 4 2009, 06:41 PM SLITS I'm not, but my underwear is .................... Jun 4 2009, 08:25 PM dkjens I ride my bicycle to and from work, not to be gree... Jun 4 2009, 09:20 PM |
9 User(s) are reading this topic (9 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
|
Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: 26th December 2024 - 05:23 PM |
Invision Power Board
v9.1.4 © 2024 IPS, Inc.