I hate those Cayennes, I want a catchy window sticker Options

[thomasotten]

I saw a women driving one the other day. The Cayenne, that is - the "abomination that causes desolation". This women wasn't hot looking, she wasn't even a soccer mom. Just a big cow driving the beast. I thought to myself, man, I wish I had a window sticker on the back of my 914 that would put down the Cayenne in some way. I hate those cars. Remember when all Porsches were stick, and that was enough to keep women out of them? That was when men were men, and women were women. Now, everything is screwed up. I know I am probably upsetting the women on this forum who drive 914s, but I don't mean to. Any girl willing to drive and put up with a 914 has erned the right to drive one. It is these other types I can't stand. That is the problem with Porsche - it is a company that is enscaunched in tradition. It attracts people who love tradition, and it also attracts people who have so much money that they screw up traditions. The 914 is more in line with the Porsche tradition than the Cayenne will ever be.

Just had to vent.

[vortrex]

No I would say that people who post this are retarded (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

SUV's either love 'em or hate 'em. I hate them. Gas guzzling wastes of steel costing 35 -45K!

Add to this the fact that every (OK not every but most) idiots who own one think they are the biggest baddest mothers on the road and don't give a sh$t who they pull out in front of. They think because they have four-wheel drive that they can go 4,000 mile an hour on the freeway in an ice storm, guess what idiot ? You still have to stop.

It would be OK by me if we took all of these idiotic vehicles and dumped them into the ocean today.... just make sure to fill them with lawyers first (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

hating SUV's is so "in" now.

why don't you hate pickups, vans, muscle cars, sports cars, etc? so if your 914 got bad gas mileage you'd hate it too?

ahh, the big hunk of steel argument. I like that one. it's just like the people who won't play the lottery until it's over $50 million, not worth their time and investment otherwise. yeah, getting in head on collisions, broadsided, etc with normal size cars is fine. that's only 3500lbs coming at you instead of 5000lbs, no problem at all.