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> The Bastardization Awards, Photos of the PO's Horrific Work
Conrad192
post Jul 19 2022, 10:14 AM
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I thought it would be interesting (i.e. morbid curiosity) to see of the horrific work we encounter from the previous owner. The first "Bastardization Award" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/WTF.gif) goes to whoever created this muffler assembly in West Texas.


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post Jul 20 2022, 05:08 AM
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sorry, but these are all pissweak.

a while back someone here posted a gearbox hung from a chain at the back end.

you are going to be hard pressed to beat that duelin' banjos bit of engineering.

good luck. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif)



don't get sucked in by emorygt350.
he is a ford racing department engineer.
that tin can window dressing is disguising a high performance item he is not discussing.
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post Jul 24 2022, 10:29 PM
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"a while back someone here posted a gearbox hung from a chain at the back end."


@wonkipop That's my car. Plus it had the 5 Gallon gas can in place of the gas tank and was hot wired.

The PO decided the best way to repair the parking brake was to use this option :

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Today I was cutting out the heat transfer tubes. Started with the drive side. This is what the rivets from the parking brake look like from inside the rocker panel:

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Once I got the heat transfer tube, I flipped it over and they didn't seem to understand drill depth for the rivet holes.

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Looked inside the heat transfer tube and found they drilled through the outer tube, insulation and drilled through into the inter aluminum pipe:

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I don't know if this is a bastardization or Darwin award


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Conrad192   The Bastardization Awards   Jul 19 2022, 10:14 AM
Mikey914   Hey at least you could unbolt this one, but yes, t...   Jul 19 2022, 10:25 AM
nathanxnathan   Working on fixing this currently   Jul 19 2022, 01:55 PM
Steve   Working on fixing this currently :blink: You ...   Jul 19 2022, 01:58 PM
Montreal914   Working on fixing this currently Yeah, I fee...   Jul 19 2022, 08:39 PM
nathanxnathan   Yeah, I feel you pain... :rolleyes: I had a si...   Jul 20 2022, 12:23 AM
NARP74   These were holding on my fog lights, not very well...   Jul 19 2022, 02:10 PM
NARP74   I just added this one in another thread, for the C...   Jul 19 2022, 02:12 PM
rjames   I just added this one in another thread, for the ...   Jul 19 2022, 03:02 PM
rhodyguy   Is that a nyloc nut on the exhaust stud?   Jul 19 2022, 03:05 PM
Puebloswatcop   This should be a section unto itself where we can ...   Jul 19 2022, 04:56 PM
930cabman   There has been a couple DAPO threads, I am not sur...   Jul 19 2022, 05:57 PM
emerygt350   At least my bastardizations are easily removed. B...   Jul 19 2022, 06:48 PM
Retroracer   At least my bastardizations are easily removed. ...   Jul 19 2022, 06:51 PM
RJMII   At least my bastardizations are easily removed. ...   Jul 19 2022, 06:55 PM
windforfun   At least my bastardizations are easily removed. ...   Jul 19 2022, 07:58 PM
krazykonrad   At least my bastardizations are easily removed. ...   Jul 19 2022, 07:00 PM
mskala   My own ridiculousness. Really couldn't find m...   Jul 19 2022, 07:36 PM
sixnotfour   My own ridiculousness. Really couldn't find ...   Jul 19 2022, 09:01 PM
wonkipop   sorry, but these are all pissweak. a while back s...   Jul 20 2022, 05:08 AM
emerygt350   sorry, but these are all pissweak. a while back ...   Jul 20 2022, 03:08 PM
DaveB   "a while back someone here posted a gearbox ...   Jul 24 2022, 10:29 PM
Garland   While looking for the reason for a creeking noise ...   Jul 20 2022, 09:27 AM
rgalla9146   While looking for the reason for a creeking noise...   Jul 20 2022, 04:59 PM
double-a   the PO's idea of a muffler repair. i replaced ...   Jul 20 2022, 10:12 AM
AvalonFal   Posted this a while back. Found these fuel lines u...   Jul 21 2022, 09:06 PM
JamesM   RE: The Bastardization Awards   Jul 22 2022, 10:50 AM
East coaster   DAPO firewall patch……..I knew these sqeegies w...   Jul 23 2022, 09:39 AM
Vysoc   The can over the exhaust reminds me of coming home...   Jul 23 2022, 10:49 AM
930cabman   The can over the exhaust reminds me of coming hom...   Jul 25 2022, 10:57 AM
wonkipop   @DaveB you can just keep pulling out ace cards o...   Jul 25 2022, 02:14 AM
Superhawk996   This won't win any awards but thought I'd ...   Jul 25 2022, 05:26 AM
ClayPerrine   The late Charlie Davis did this to his transmissio...   Jul 25 2022, 10:55 AM


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