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Hey, Nathan!, This one's for you |
Howard |
Jan 31 2005, 04:37 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None |
Our Homeowners' association must hire from Stanford Security Rejects, Inc.
I want to paint my house. Call H/O assn (mistake 1) and they inform me I must submit a color sample and $125 to handle the cost of review. I ask, even for the same color? Yes! Go paint store with chip from house. They match it. Buy one gallon, paint piece of cardboard (8.5x11 as required) and submit it with the check. Get letter from them. 'Your color as been rejected since is does not fit the palette.' I call them and ask, 'OK, where do I get this palette?' 'There isn't one.' 'How do I know what color is OK?' 'Send us sample and we will let you know.' So come on down. You can park your car in front of my house and help me paint. When the Paint Police come by, I'll use the Patti Hurst defense.... 'A crazed NorCal liberal held me at gunpoint and forced me to use this color.' |
Bruce Allert |
Jan 31 2005, 11:38 PM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
We bought a small place & 4 acres on a lake wayyyy up in the mountains. Wouldn't ya know it there was a HOA with a bunch of anal Hitlers runnin around. This house was the eye sore of the lake for 15 years & we remodeled it complete with metal roof, new windows and paint inside & out. But they wouldn't leave us alone (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)
We had to go thru the HOA for colors and the type of windows. What a bunch of BS. What really chapped us was when we tore down the old dry rotted deck & was in the middle of pouring a patio when an ass hole came up & said we had to stop & get permission to do that work... We thru empty beer cans (& some full ones) at him till he left! To drive 2 hours away from civilization and have the asshole HOA tell ya what to do is beyond what I can take. BTW.... it's on the market (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) .....b |
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