The End Is Near!, Ricers have discovered Porsche Options

[djm914-6]

After viewing the 924 tiger lady car on ebay, I was happy knowing nothing like that was driving around here. I was wrong; so wrong.

I saw a 924 with color change paint the other day. This wasn't the subtle change stuff that looks like the back of a CD, but a full 4-5 color flip paint. This stuff is fugly yet expensive. I figure the chrome wheels and paint job easily doubled the cars value if not tripled it.

Next, I saw what I thought was a Honda wanna be racer, but it turned out to be a 944. This thing was bright yellow mono-chrome. The body looked nice and even the color has grown on be in the last few times I've seen the car. BUT, the matching yellow vinyl that covers a third of the front and rear windscreens is a bit much, as is the coffee can, chrome, fart pipe, yellow mono wiper, etc.

Thank fully I haven't seen 'a real Porsche' done up like this.

[Mueller]

There is a 944 running around my area that is closely getting the "rice" treatment...the first thing he added to the car is the Porsche crest on the hood....so?

Well, when the crest is about 15 inches wide (or wider)...stuck right in the middle of the hood.....and to top it off, he drives like an asshole, weaving in and out of traffic in his sports car while wearing his leather driving gloves (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)