lawyers/neighbor/noise/Townhome associations, Baned from all auto activity Options

[drive-ability]

My neighbor launched a lawsuit naming me and my association as defendants, the suit is based on noise from my garage. This is a condo/Townhome and we are attached. The short story is she hired the biggest law firm who enlisted a sound specialist to study the noise. This was a huge dog and pony show in there there sound specialist had recorded 3 weeks of sounds, in short my garage is now off limits to anything but parking. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/WTF.gif) I suspect she put out between 5 and 7 thousand dollars to whip this together.
P.S. Its not over till the fat lady sings, however I wont spend a cent on lawyers.. The noises that made the cut were all from making parts, cutting, grinding and hammering. I'll just have to make the parts somewhere else, however I wont stop tinkering and didn't spend a cent.

This brat is gearing up to do a sound study based on household noise, she says we wake her up every night, so I suspect there will be a round two.. I would guess its going to be a much harder sell for her to get traction with this issue..

I hate condos x infinity but its made me 500K in the last 10 years but will be replaced by a farmhouse home in Washington state some time soon..

[Wilhelm]

I had some juvenile dreams and awoke in a cold sweat:

1. Cell phone jammer.
2. Wireless telephone jammer.
3. Remote contol for her television.
4. She use wireless internet? Most people leave them unsecured wide open for you to hog their bandwidth with farmsexporn, find their files/credit card# so that you may benefit them by ordering everything they never new they needed. Sounds like shes missing a "full master" butt plug.
5. Bird nest jammed down her sewer pipe vent.
6. Drill hole in side of electric meter, jam wire in to stop gears. Powercompany will find this and will come up settlement offer with her.
7. Shared wall? Bolt a loud grandfather clock to the wall to chime on the hour.
Shut your cupoards ever so not gently.
Make your 4am expresso with the froth set for jet plane screechy.
Compost worms and other criters in a sealed jar, figure out where her electrical outlets are with a stud/metal detector and vent this ungodly stench though her outlets into her space intermittanly.
8. Toss obnoxious weed species into her lawn; blackberry, bamboo, english ivy, pot.
9. Record male-female screaming matches of the tv and set your computer to play these back randomly while your at work.

Of course any badness needs to be done in a random fashion to keep you uncaught.


What sort of sickness comes up with this anyway? Is there a psychiatrist on the board who can cure misanthropy?

Cheers, wilhelm