G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet, And Animal Flesh Roasting Festival Options

[SLITS]

This is the first announcement of the Premire Event of The Year ..... The G & R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. It has been decided that the date shall be:

SUNDAY, APRIL 29TH

As always, gates will open at 6:30 AM. Flesh Roasting to begin somewhere around 10 AM.

Who needs Dunkles or the LA-All Euro Show when you can mingle with such notables as:

Slits

Professor 914

Ron

Hell, we even have an open invitation to Brad. Professor 914 will show if there are 5 or more attendees paying $50 each. For $100, he will even speak to you if you first show your receipt.

Unfortunatley in these days and times, security is paramount. We have declared the security level to be at DEFCON 4. We have intelligence, from an un-named reliable source that a dr and his minions are going to attempt a coup. As this information is highly reliable, we have installed a scanner at the gate. The scanner is set to detect the verification chip embedded in valid Team NARP / ClubNARP stickers. Should your sticker be counterfit or you don't have one, the car and it's contents will be immediately vaporized.

Also, images of known terriorists have been uploaded to the scanner .... The scanner has been programed to immediately vaporize those recognized, however their cars will not be harmed in the process. The cars become the property of the D&G All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and are subject to parting out during the course of the event.

If you have a Club or World sticker on your car, please fly a white flag upon approaching the gate. G & R have sympathy and empathy for your causes.

Stay tuned for further updates on this "must attend" event of 2007. Sorry, no free "T" Shirts. Same sex groping is encouraged to not offend the CGBC or WLLLC. Opposite sex groping is prohibited as we do not have a sexual harrasment rider on the insurance policy.

DIRECTIONS POSTED SEVERAL POSTS DOWN, but for the intelligence challenged here they are:

Directions as promised:

The property is located basically at the intersection of the 60 Frwy and the 215/91 Frwys in Riverside. Due to the construction of a new mixmaster to handle the traffic to Moron Valley....you have to kinda work the off ramps..

If you are coming from the Republican, Anglo, Druish, upper middle class neighborhood where Howie lives (Westlake Villiage and all points North and East somewhat)....find your way to the 60 Frwy eastbound.....For those of you that will use the 210 or 10...go south on the 15 to the 60. As you approach Riverside and before the 91/215 intersection, get off at Main Street and turn right. Go to the first signal (Spruce) and turn left. Go 3 stop signs, cross the RR tracks and you will see a small sign "Kansas Ave". Due to the construction, Kansas is closed at the RR and you need to go around a building to get to it. Make a right at the sign...make a right at the stop sign....make a left at the next stop sign.....immediately to your right is the front gate of The Recycler Core Company...it will be closed...continue until you see an opening in the fence...that's the back gate....and that's where you want to be.....Remember. if your car is low to cross the gate track on the far left. If you are under 60 have $10 ready.

From Vegas.....down the 215...past the 10.....to the 60 Westbound....get off on Main street (1st exit real close). At top of ramp (stop sign) turn left....go to second stop sign (Spruce) and turn left....the rest of the directions are above. $10 at the gate if under 60 and if you drive a car named "Elvira"..$100 at the gate.

From San Diego....come up the 15 and take the 215 North split around Temecula...215 all the way to where it joins the 60 in Moron Valley....down the hill in the 60/215 past UCR....to the University Street Off ramp...GET OFF....turn right at the signal and go to about the 3rd light (Kansas)....turn right....go thru the Barrio, thru one signal (3rd Street), cross a set of RR tracks and look immediately to left for open gate....$5.00 at the gate, as Anchor Clankers & Jar Heads are poor and I support our troops.

From the OC and Corona (no BFs allowed)...come up the 91....get off (the freeway) at University Ave....stay on off ramp in middle lane (parallel freeway) past University and Mission Inn to 3rd street...turn right....continue to 1st signal (Kansas) and turn left......across RR and look left for open gate.....$10 at the gate for bona fide John Birch Members......$1000 for Shalom drivers.....$500 for retiring UPS pilots, $50 Euro for Deutcshers, Free if your intitals are JS or /L.

Happy travels..........

Cell Phone for Slits & Ron .... (951) 751-3584
Cell Phone for Glenn .... (951) 208-1413
Cell Phone for Toast .... nevemind, she'll just get you lost
Cell Phone for Professor 914 ....(090) 0U8-12IC