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| d7n7master |
  Jan 21 2005, 10:16 AM
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Gary#  Group: Members Posts: 663 Joined: 13-March 03 From: The O.C, Ca. Member No.: 421  |
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) |
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| morph |
Jan 21 2005, 10:28 AM
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quality parts builder Group: Members Posts: 1,828 Joined: 25-November 03 From: oregon coast Member No.: 1,389 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
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| Gustl |
Jan 21 2005, 10:30 AM
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914 enthusiast & historian Group: Members Posts: 11,705 Joined: 16-June 04 From: TIROL / Austria Member No.: 2,212 Region Association: Austria  |
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| boxstr |
Jan 21 2005, 10:32 AM
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MEMBER:PACIFIC NORTHWEST REGION Group: Members Posts: 7,522 Joined: 25-December 02 From: OREGON Member No.: 12 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
Blind man walking past a fish market say's " good morning ladies".
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| Root_Werks |
Jan 21 2005, 10:41 AM
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Village Idiot Group: Members Posts: 8,522 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest 
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| sanman |
Jan 21 2005, 10:49 AM
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Leaving California Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 2,219 Region Association: None |
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| SLITS |
Jan 21 2005, 10:59 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None  |
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| Aaron Cox |
Jan 21 2005, 02:30 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
you been listening to AFroman - Colt45? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) that first joke was in the sandbox (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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| SLITS |
Jan 21 2005, 06:07 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
Three men were in a doctor's office and got to talking while waiting.
The 70 ear old lamented that he wished he could pee. I have to stand there and play with it endlessly till I can finally go. The 80 year old related that he was having trouble having a bowel movement. I sit there and strain and strain endlessly till I can finally go. The 90 year old looked at them and stated he had no problem with either. "I can peeat 8:00 AM and I can take a crap at 9:00 AM." So what's the problem then the other two asked. Well the problem is that I don't wake up until 10:00 AM. ok, so it's a shitty joke! |
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| bernbomb914 |
Jan 21 2005, 07:47 PM
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one of the oldest Farts on this board Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,873 Joined: 29-December 02 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 36 |
I dont like those old fart jokes Hits to close to home
Bernie (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif) |
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| d7n7master |
Jan 21 2005, 08:03 PM
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Gary# Group: Members Posts: 663 Joined: 13-March 03 From: The O.C, Ca. Member No.: 421 |
Steroid Breast Stroke (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/boldblue.gif)
A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places. When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts." (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) |
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