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| mikey |
 Apr 13 2005, 02:21 PM
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Member  Group: Members Posts: 424 Joined: 30-January 03 From: San Francisco Member No.: 214 Region Association: None  |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish.............................................49 * Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates * Athletic......................................No t*ts * Average looking...............Has a face like an a*se * Beautiful...........................Pathological liar * Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills * Emotionally Secure......................On medication * Feminist..........................................Fat * Free spirit....................................Junkie * Friendship first..........................Former sl*t * Fun..........................................Annoying * Gentle...........................................Dull * Good Listener................................Autistic * New-Age............................Body hair problems * Open-minded................. ...............Desperate * Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing * Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk * Poet.......................................Depressive * Professional....................................B*tch * Romantic.......................................Frigid * Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket * Voluptuous...................................Very Fat * Large lady.................................Hugely Fat * Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker * Widow........................................Desperate WOMAN'S ENGLISH: * Yes = No * No = Yes * Maybe = No * We need = I want... * I am sorry = you'll be sorry * We need to talk = I need to complain * Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to * Do what you want = You will pay for this later * I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! * Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead * You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me * Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs * You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot * Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive * It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now * You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? * I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV * How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry = I am hungry * I am sleepy = I am sleepy * I am tired = I am tired * Nice dress = Nice cleavage! * I love you = Let's have sex now * I am bored = Do you want to have sex? * What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question * May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you * Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you * Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you * Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you * Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you * You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins. * Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay |
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| bd1308 |
Apr 13 2005, 03:27 PM
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Sir Post-a-lot Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) true stuff....
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| mattillac |
Apr 13 2005, 06:03 PM
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robots! Group: Members Posts: 536 Joined: 27-October 04 From: vallejo,ca Member No.: 3,020 |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) |
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| Joe Bob |
Apr 13 2005, 06:08 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Sand box....
BTW...has anyone dug up goatboy lately? |
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| bd1308 |
Apr 13 2005, 07:14 PM
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Sir Post-a-lot Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 |
how many goatboys does it take to assemble a computer?
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