OT. Help the single guys out here, input from single and married folks Options

[Brett W]

I call BS. Sounds like it would attrack the high maintainence type.

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10 things every single man must own By Matt Schneiderman Want to impress the ladies with your great taste in home décor and more? Skip the leather couch and silk boxers and buy these bachelor essentials. 1. A top-notch coffee/espresso maker Any girl who’s at your place for dinner (or lounging in your bed come morning) deserves a classier send-off than “see ya,” so trade in your college-days $20 coffee maker for a machine that’ll give Starbucks a run for its money. The professional-quality Delonghi “Caffe Figaro” Coffee/Espresso Machine ($230, macys.com) uses steam pressure to brew a superior espresso; the built-in milk frother allows her to request a latte or cappuccino. Toss in a $20 electric grinder—fresh grounds are a must for a quality caffeine fix—and you'll make her feel like a princess without breaking out the whole breakfast-in-bed shtick. 2. A lamp in your bedroom Raise your hand if the only source of light in your bedroom is that garish overhead fixture that was there when you first moved in. Now, all of you, go out and buy a bedside lamp with a fabric shade. This inexpensive trifle is not lost on women, who not only see it as a sign of your civility (imagine that, a light switch within arm’s reach vs. across the room!), she’ll also feel much more comfortable under its softer, more forgiving glow. (Ikea.com has a large selection in the $10 to $40 range that should satisfy any man’s tastes without siphoning his savings.) 3. Swiffer Sweeper + Swiffer Cloths + Swiffer Wet Cloths For her, walking across your floor barefoot should not be an exercise in muck tolerance. To that end, the Swiffer is the greatest thing to happen to the lazy man since the remote control. As simple as this cloth-on-a-stick looks, the electrostatically charged sheets suck up dust, hair and dirt in no time, and the Wet Cloths will make quick work of your bathroom floor—a necessity if you ever want her to visit again. 4. A comfortable couch Repeat after me: You do not need a black leather couch. Skip the cliché and pick out a plush upholstered sofa, like the simple, elegant, under $1,000 Mercer at Roomandboard.com. And no matter what style you buy, play it safe and pick a neutral or muted color, then purchase a couple of pillows with stripes or a bold, masculine pattern to jazz it up and prove you aren’t your average lug when it comes to home décor. 5. Nice underwear When it comes to your love life, the last thing you want is for your underwear to be a mood-killer, and trust me, the following selections will make her recoil: Tighty whities; underwear featuring cartoon characters, or anything that resembles what a woman would wear. (Bikini briefs? Heaven help you.) Even silk boxers, no matter how nice, can send a sleazy vibe, so stick with something basic, like Calvin Klein cotton boxers or boxer briefs. Splurge on at least two weeks' worth and throw out the others, lest you’re tempted to don a ratty pair and put off doing laundry—you never know when opportunity will strike. 6. A key-ring that can fix, cut, and open anything Sure, your power-tool collection is outstanding—but it'll do you no good sitting in your closet when your date's sunglasses come apart at the restaurant. Show off how useful you can be by whipping out the tiny-but-powerful Leatherman Micra key-ring (leatherman.com). The two-and-a-half-inch, 1.75-ounce stainless-steel multi-tool combines scissors, tweezers, nail file, ruler, bottle opener, three screwdrivers, and a blade (of course). You’ll be amazed how indispensable it (and you, by extension) will become to her. 7. $150+ jeans Why cough up that much dough when you can find a seemingly-fine pair for much less? Because designer denim does make a difference—and you can wear them everywhere from a dive bar to a five-star restaurant, if paired with the right shirt and suit jacket. Check out stores that carry Diesel, Evisu, Paper Denim & Cloth, or Seven. Since every pair of jeans fits differently, you will need to try a few on: Err on the side of too tight as opposed to too baggy, as jeans do stretch a bit as they are broken in. Choose a pair that isn't too trendy (warning signs include more than five pockets, garish stitching, and too much "distress," like rips or bleaching) unless you're willing to buy into next season's style as well. 8. $200+ dress shoes Accept it: Girls are into footwear, and your feet will be one of the first things she looks at. Invest in quality black leather tie-ups—which will never go out of fashion and will match with most any jeans, pants or suit—to make a great first impression every time. If she knows her shoes, she'll be hoping to find you could afford a pair of Bruno Magli, Kenneth Cole, Steve Madden, or John Varvatos. Sure, they’re not cheap, but hey, it could be worse: We could be the ones in heels. 9. 300-thread-count cotton sheets Let’s face it: You (and hopefully your date) will be spending a lot of quality time here. So skip the scratchy polyester blends and splurge on some 100-percent Egyptian cotton sheets with a thread count of 300—the higher the thread count, the softer the sheet. It’ll run you around $120 for a queen-size set (for a good selection, check out bedbathandbeyond.com), but anything that might keep her in bed longer is worth the expense, right? 10. The Joy of Cooking Few things are sexier than a guy who can cook…but if toasting Pop-Tarts is the extent of your expertise? Then get Joy, the bible of all cookbooks since, unlike its trendier, more specialized alternatives like Nigella Lawson or Rocco DiSpirito, it contains recipes for just about anything you could think to make, all laid out with instructions that even an alien from another planet could figure out. So go ahead, invite her over for something simple (vegetarian chili, for instance) or exotic (Chicken Kiev, anyone?) and learn that the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach, too.

[Lyressa Roberts]

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jun 22 2005, 07:16 AM)

"She" makes him do his own laundry! Women are really cool until you say "I do". That's their official signal to bash everything that you are and signal the beginning of "I'm gonna make you a better person".

You know, it's funny you say this because I used to do Brad's laundry until he got mad at me and told me to stop...so I did.

[Joe Bob]

You and what's his hole slept at my house remember????

I didn't tell you about the "Nanny Cam" in the den.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif)

[Lyressa Roberts]

QUOTE (Sir Fartalot @ Jun 22 2005, 07:26 AM)

You and what's his hole slept at my house remember???? I didn't tell you about the "Nanny Cam" in the den.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif)

SirFartsalot? Who is this?

[Lyressa Roberts]

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Jun 22 2005, 07:27 AM)

QUOTE (Sir Fartalot @ Jun 22 2005, 07:26 AM) You and what's his hole slept at my house remember???? I didn't tell you about the "Nanny Cam" in the den.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) SirFartsalot? Who is this?

Is this Zois? Did change your member name?

[SLITS]

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Jun 22 2005, 08:32 AM)

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Jun 22 2005, 07:27 AM) QUOTE (Sir Fartalot @ Jun 22 2005, 07:26 AM) You and what's his hole slept at my house remember???? I didn't tell you about the "Nanny Cam" in the den.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) SirFartsalot? Who is this? Is this Zois? Did change your member name?

He changes his name when he changes his underwear!

[Lyressa Roberts]

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jun 22 2005, 07:41 AM)

He changes his name when he changes his underwear!

Ah!! So Sir Fartalot is the "Artist Formerly Known as Z". Ok...

Thanks Zois!!!

[SLITS]

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Jun 22 2005, 08:44 AM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jun 22 2005, 07:41 AM) He changes his name when he changes his underwear! Ah!! So Sir Fartalot is the "Artist Formerly Known as Z". Ok... Thanks Zois!!!

Also known as "*", Zits and Groper............he never got over being a curtain climber as a semi-adult...now climbs all over women and hoods. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool.gif)

[brer]

QUOTE (redshift @ Jun 22 2005, 01:28 AM)

1977 Gibson Mk. uhh... II... M

MK72

[skline]

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Jun 22 2005, 08:44 AM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jun 22 2005, 07:41 AM) He changes his name when he changes his underwear! Ah!! So Sir Fartalot is the "Artist Formerly Known as Z". Ok... Thanks Zois!!!

No, it was the artist formerly known as "*" Z was before that and Zois was even before that. I wonder what will be next?

[brer]

QUOTE (Howard @ Jun 22 2005, 08:21 AM)

QUOTE ("7" @ Jun 22 2005, 07:56 AM) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Total B.S. - Everybody knows there are no sheets in Alabama. Don't y'all have sheets to wear to your meetings? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/boldblue.gif)

hehehe.

[andys]

Dating relationships are full of misrepresentations on both sides. Guys do it to get into her....well, you know where. Women do it to get their man (big assumption here, as sometimes it's hard to tell; ladies?). As soon as you (they) let your (their) guard down and show the real you (them), that's when decision time comes. Ultimately, you hope to find someone that has few objectionable traits. IMO, most women tend to have the "white knight" vision of their date in the hope he's the one..........until that first fart!

But what makes this all so great, is how wonderfully different we all are. Ahhh, the excitement and anticipation! I always was most fired-up when I met a new and interesting woman, nothing is quite like it. Too bad that feeling can't last, but that's reality.

Andy