 OT. Help the single guys out here, input from single and married folks |
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| anthony |
 Jun 21 2005, 06:57 PM
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2270 club  Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,107 Joined: 1-February 03 From: SF Bay Area, CA Member No.: 218   |
I have a $400 pair of Bruno Magli shoes ... but I only paid $150 for them. Do they count?
I gots: couch lamp espresso machine shoes boxer briefs regular sheets cook books Levi 501s ($30) three porsches two extra sets of wheels and car parts cluttering the garage and a yard that needs weeding (not enough time in the day for the important stuff and doing chores :-) ) I'm no where near being a metrosexual. I'm more of t-shirts, jeans, cabernet, and pizza guy. I guess you can call that a renaissance man! |
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| balljoint |
Jun 21 2005, 07:00 PM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 10,000 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None |
This one had me on the floor. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) Some other points along the same line. 1. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction. 2. Keep your finger off the trigger. 3. Always handle a strange gun as if it were loaded. 4. Clean your gun after use. Firearm safety is very important. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) |
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| ClayPerrine |
Jun 21 2005, 07:11 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,594 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille 
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Get a lamp like this!!!!
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| ClayPerrine |
Jun 21 2005, 07:13 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,594 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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Betty has a co-worker who's husband is an artist. We did them a favor, so we got this as a gift.
I took a look at it, and commented that the air filter it's made from looked like the one for my 914/6. I went and got the brand new filter for my /6 and put it on. Gives the lamp an Orange tone. Attached image(s) 
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| ClayPerrine |
Jun 21 2005, 07:14 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,594 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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Without the flash...
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| Pugbug |
Jun 21 2005, 07:18 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 449 Joined: 14-February 05 From: Victoria, BC Member No.: 3,604 |
[QUOTE]the guys that never give a sh*t, had women hanging all over them all the time. One was a best buddy....I used to just shake my head in dis-belief. The more he didn't care about them, the more they had to have him!! Old jeans, wrinkled clothes, messy apartment, and all. He'd even ask them to stop by the market on the way over (he rarely troubled himself to go there) and pick up a couple of steaks!! Didn't hurt that he had the looks...........
It works for me... |
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| scruz914 |
Jun 21 2005, 07:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 815 Joined: 26-February 04 From: Santa Cruz, CA Member No.: 1,724 |
Sounds like we have a few nutsack-swingers here. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) I am getting some good laughs out of this thread.
So what is it about a woman or her place that turns you off? No light by the bed? Scratchy sheets? Cheap jeans? Long, long ago in my single days it was dirty bathrooms that did me in. Especially if there was a dirty litter box in it. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/barf.gif) |
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| Dr. Roger |
Jun 21 2005, 07:31 PM
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A bat out of hell. Group: Members Posts: 3,944 Joined: 31-January 05 From: Hercules, California Member No.: 3,533 Region Association: Northern California |
Deal breakers... 1. Poor personal hygiene. 2. Third leg 3. Poor personal hygiene. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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| Rick_Eberle |
Jun 21 2005, 07:53 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 390 Joined: 14-January 04 From: Geelong, Australia Member No.: 1,558 |
Just remember:
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick of putting up with her shit! |
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| Steve Thacker |
Jun 21 2005, 08:02 PM
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UMMMPH Yea Baby Yea ! UMMMPH Group: Members Posts: 1,089 Joined: 8-January 03 From: Pickerington, Ohio Member No.: 113 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
No greater wisdom has been spoken (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif) |
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| CptTripps |
Jun 21 2005, 08:27 PM
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:: Punch and Pie :: Group: Members Posts: 3,584 Joined: 26-December 04 From: Mentor, OH Member No.: 3,342 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
That's my brother's line...
"Show me the hottest chick in the world, and somewhere, there is a guy that's sick of f%$king her." |
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| GWN7 |
Jun 21 2005, 08:40 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
Fuzzy toilet seat covers....hate them.
Why is it that every woman I have dated has this insane desire to decorate the toilet? |
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| RAR |
Jun 21 2005, 08:46 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 189 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Washington state Member No.: 1,598 |
Couch, jeans, lamps...(uncontrollable laughter).
Go out and find the most obnoxious woman you can possibly imagine. Buy her a house. You're done. |
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| messix |
Jun 21 2005, 09:02 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
knock her up and give her a grand or so every month for eighteen years |
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| Joe Bob |
Jun 21 2005, 09:11 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Sometimes I think it would be easier to be gay....then I realize I hate men, too...
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| SLITS |
Jun 21 2005, 09:24 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
When you turn it on, does it make sucking sounds? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) |
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| TravisNeff |
Jun 21 2005, 09:36 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,082 Joined: 20-March 03 From: Mesa, AZ Member No.: 447 Region Association: Southwest Region
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Does that rule out a bug zapper light in the living room for entertainment??
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| tat2dphreak |
Jun 21 2005, 09:38 PM
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stoya, stoya, stoya Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,797 Joined: 6-June 03 From: Wylie, TX Member No.: 792 Region Association: Southwest Region |
it's (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bs.gif) if something is not "you" it's fake and anything fake sucks(except boobs, dig the fake boobs)
if you have to GET RID of something, or GET something for a woman, you are looking for the wrong woman... the right one will put up with you the way you are... the rest are only fun for a little bit until they start trying to "fix" you... |
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| SLITS |
Jun 21 2005, 09:42 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
NO, that's a good thing...iffin' ya hear a zap, it's time to warm up the car......... |
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| smooth_eddy |
Jun 21 2005, 09:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 535 Joined: 13-November 04 From: Seattle Member No.: 3,102 |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/agree.gif) Okay, here goes.... 1. Coffee: maybe she would appreciate the fact that I don't pollute my body with drugs? 2. Lamp: Yes, I do have one but it is sitting on the floor because my X got the bed stand. Does that count? 3. Swiffer: come on now. These things will be gone faster than the salad shooter. 4. Sofa: I agree, get one that does not look like a hand me down from mom. 5. Underware: Heck, just don't wear any....they love that and it cuts down on the laundry load and is cost effective too. 6. Keychain knife: Just don't take it thru the airport. That won't impress her. 7. $150 jeans: I have been told I have a great butt in Levis ($26 on sale at Sears) 8. $200 dress shoes: I agree here. Buy expensive Cole Haan's or Perry Ellis. You will be noticed. 9. 300 count sheets: I agree, nice cotton for the summer and quality Eddie Bauer flannels for the winter with a down comforter. You will never get her out of bed. 10. Joy of cooking: Just tell her you use Epicurious.com She will be impressed you know how to use your computer for other things besides porn. Another thing I would like to add in all seriousness....Learn a dance. Latin for younger women and Ballroom for the over 40 type. Every woman wants to look good on a dance floor and she can't do it without a Lead! You will have a steady stream of woman coming up and asking you to dance. Guaranteed to make Mr. Happy very happy (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) |
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