 OT: anyone know CA law on "urinating in public", got a ticket last night ... |
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| larryp |
 Jul 16 2005, 03:23 PM
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Gee, I am torn. On one hand, this reminds me of "I was speeding in NJ" thread. But I cannot get the image of those Calvin window stickers out of my head either.
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| Katmanken |
Jul 16 2005, 03:25 PM
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You haven't seen me if anybody asks... Group: Members Posts: 4,738 Joined: 14-June 03 From: USA Member No.: 819 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Tell them you are French and it's OK there,,,,,
Musta been about 10 when we were traveling trough France. Broad daylight and Dad pulled up at the light. I looked out the window at a whole line o' guys peeing on a wall about 10 feet away. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) Then I noticed the small trench at the base of the wall. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif) Yeppers, outdoor urinals for all to enjoy! Only in France! Ken |
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| grantsfo |
Jul 16 2005, 03:28 PM
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Arrrrhhhh! Group: Members Posts: 4,327 Joined: 16-March 03 Member No.: 433 Region Association: None |
Yeah couldnt you go with the cultural differences approach? In Europe we pee in the streets and I had no idea it was illegal.
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| Cap'n Krusty |
Jul 16 2005, 03:44 PM
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Cap'n Krusty Group: Members Posts: 10,794 Joined: 24-June 04 From: Santa Maria, CA Member No.: 2,246 Region Association: Central California |
The "I" means "incision", referring to the procedure they put you through as a penalty ....................................... THEY CUT THE OFFENDING PART OFF! The Cap'n |
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| ChrisReale |
Jul 16 2005, 04:41 PM
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Sleazy Group: Members Posts: 2,665 Joined: 20-January 03 From: San Francisco Member No.: 176 |
well, while you' re at court, tell them to start hanging around Leavenworth and Geary cause all these fucking bums keep shitting in the middle of the sidewalk and smoke crack right after it. Im going to start pissing on them....At 17th and Mission I can think of more useful ways to write a ticket than urinating in public
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| brer |
Jul 16 2005, 05:26 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,555 Joined: 10-March 05 From: san diego Member No.: 3,736 Region Association: None |
you could also point out that it is unhealthy to hold urine for an extended period of time, and that you had held it too long already looking for a loo.
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| VegasRacer |
Jul 16 2005, 05:45 PM
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ELVIRA Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,625 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Between Scylla and Charybdis Member No.: 481 Region Association: None 
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Re-enactment of the crime
the color of the shorts and hair have been changed to protect the innocent Attached image(s) 
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| scotty b |
Jul 16 2005, 06:05 PM
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rust free you say ? Group: Members Posts: 16,375 Joined: 7-January 05 From: richmond, Va. Member No.: 3,419 Region Association: None |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) Take a shit and then smoke crack? These arn't Corona transplants are they? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif) |
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| redshift |
Jul 16 2005, 06:43 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
lol |
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| DNHunt |
Jul 16 2005, 07:26 PM
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914 Wizard? No way. I got too much to learn. Group: Members Posts: 4,099 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Gig Harbor, WA Member No.: 598 |
The cop must have been there cause he just finished. That's how Andy knew it had been used for that before.
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| Brad Roberts |
Jul 16 2005, 07:56 PM
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914 Freak! Group: Members Posts: 19,148 Joined: 23-December 02 Member No.: 8 Region Association: None |
Ha ha... just dont tell them you know me. They will hang you for sure.
I was busted for a MIP back in the late 80's (Minor In Possession of alcohol) A friend picked me up from the hospital (still wearing my hospital bracelit and had all my paperwork on me) and he decides to stop at our local sell to minors conveinence store. We back out and get a block down the street and an umarked car pulls us over. The beer was in the trunk and I was a passenger.. BULLSHIT. I couldnt beleive they wrote me the ticket. I didnt event get out of the car when he went in for the beer (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/headbang.gif) Paid a lawyer $125 and never heard from them again. B |
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| Verruckt |
Jul 16 2005, 09:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 716 Joined: 14-July 04 From: Midwest Member No.: 2,348 |
Andy
Be sure and leave the DK shirt and camo shorts at home when you go to court. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) |
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| Michael N |
Jul 16 2005, 09:31 PM
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Certifiable Group: Members Posts: 1,426 Joined: 6-June 04 From: San Jose, Ca Member No.: 2,164 Region Association: Northern California |
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| Mrs. K |
Jul 16 2005, 09:52 PM
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Grieve we must, but celebrate a great life! Group: Birthday Fairy Posts: 7,513 Joined: 6-June 04 From: Long Beach, CA Member No.: 2,166 |
John, you are hilarious! Where do you find all those animations??? Andy....I work in a Hospital.....want me to send you an "Emergency Urinal" to keep in the trunk??? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol3.gif) Lisa (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) Attached image(s) 
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| Bruce Allert |
Jul 16 2005, 11:06 PM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
I hear ya Mark (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) 50 here with trees..... ain't a day go by that I don't PEE ON'A TREE ..........b (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif) |
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| Mark Henry |
Jul 17 2005, 07:10 AM
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that's what I do! Group: Members Posts: 20,065 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Port Hope, Ontario Member No.: 26 Region Association: Canada |
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| SLITS |
Jul 17 2005, 08:18 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
****FLASH****FLASH****419CLUB.COM FLASH**** Deforestation of Boring Orygun has just been solved by UofO Scientists. Based on a tip recieved by email............ |
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| Joe Bob |
Jul 17 2005, 08:25 AM
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I can be a character witness.......when ya get convicted and get 30 days, I'll lead a ceremonial mooning of the judge. I can bring camo shorts but draw the line at the pink mohawk....bunny ears and combat boots I can do....
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| Bruce Allert |
Jul 17 2005, 08:30 AM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
DAMN! if'n I'd'a known dey wuz study'n dat I cood'a safed'm sum muny..... I calls it AGENT YELLOW... wurks fine on dandelions (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pissoff.gif) or rather PISS ON (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) .........b |
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| Bruce Allert |
Jul 17 2005, 08:33 AM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) ain't we a bunch... Z, Slits & someone from Boring Orygun talkin 'bout piss'n at 7 in da morning (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
git a job (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool.gif) Cool (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif) ........b |
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