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VegasRacer
post May 1 2024, 10:34 PM
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You believe the yellow advisory speed limit signs on curves and highway ramps should be doubled.


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post May 2 2024, 03:23 AM
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Your on a first name basis with your UPS driver.

Your always finding something to fix.
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post May 2 2024, 03:53 AM
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You wonder why you are not driving a 913.
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post May 2 2024, 07:45 AM
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QUOTE(VegasRacer @ May 2 2024, 12:34 AM) *

You believe the yellow advisory speed limit signs on curves and highway ramps should be doubled.

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post May 2 2024, 08:46 AM
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if..... you dont have enough hp to spin your rear wheels unless they are bald....
if..... you find it necessary to carry along enough spare parts to fill your "frunk"
if..... you use the term "frunk"
if..... you hear someone ask you on a regular basis "hey is that a six or four"?
if...... you hear someone remind you regularly that your classic used to be considered NARP (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)
if...... you have owned your car for 15 years and now own more tools than you ever thought possible and you spend more time working on it than driving it...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smash.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/welder.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif)
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post May 2 2024, 10:55 AM
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hey hey hey don't say that! For an older sports car 914s are VERY dependable! (LOL)


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You might own a 914 if you also have to have a AAA premium membership AND own a vehicle to tow it with....
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post May 2 2024, 10:56 AM
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I "see red" whenever I hear "hell" associated with "914"


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You hear the words "hell hole", and you don't think of a rundown bar or a biblical story.
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post May 2 2024, 10:57 AM
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not if your 914 is still fuel injected!


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if it's finally running good but you have to go out tweek it and xxxx it up again!- - -
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post May 2 2024, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE(DRPHIL914 @ May 2 2024, 09:46 AM) *

if..... you dont have enough hp to spin your rear wheels unless they are bald....


Speak for yourself. I have LOTS of horsepower......


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if...... you have owned your car for 15 years and now own more tools than you ever thought possible and you spend more time working on it than driving it...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smash.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/welder.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif)


Well, this one applies to me. I have more 914 related specialty tools than some Porsche specialty shops.
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post May 2 2024, 01:08 PM
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I would add to the if list, "For a six, you are on a first name basis with Richard Parr, who doesn't hesitate to call you on a Sunday night."
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post May 2 2024, 02:10 PM
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Looks nice in pictures.........
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QUOTE(jfort @ May 2 2024, 11:08 AM) *

I would add to the if list, "For a six, you are on a first name basis with Richard Parr, who doesn't hesitate to call you on a Sunday night."

Looks like I have someone I need to call (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post May 2 2024, 07:48 PM
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You work for a bank, but there is a 13mm wrench on your desk when you start your day


Yes…absolutely true.
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post May 2 2024, 08:44 PM
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Great stuff in this thread!

You might own a 914...

If your wife notes the time and says "it's 9:14"
Yes my late wife used to do this regularly

If your UPS guy sees the 914 in your carport and leaves several notes wondering if you would like to sell the one on jack stands on the back patio.
Yes, it really happened
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post May 3 2024, 08:10 AM
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QUOTE(fiacra @ May 1 2024, 01:54 PM) *

You might own a 914 if you also have to have a AAA premium membership AND own a vehicle to tow it with....



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post May 3 2024, 09:59 AM
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The first 6 things that pop up below your google search bar contains "914"
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post May 3 2024, 04:21 PM
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You have been known to use "Fuch" inappropriately at times.
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post May 3 2024, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(Pursang @ May 3 2024, 06:21 PM) *

You have been known to use "Fuch" inappropriately at times.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/first.gif) I know I already doled out a 1st already but this is worthy of another. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post May 3 2024, 08:47 PM
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You are trying to type 'Zamboni' and your phone auto-corrects to 'Zambezi'. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ravenna914.jpg)
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post May 4 2024, 04:39 AM
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You have local tow service on speed dial.
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post May 4 2024, 05:57 AM
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If your project is never really done.

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