 NPC: need a laugh ???, funny...gynecologist to mechanic ! |
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| David_S |
 Sep 3 2003, 10:31 PM
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Member  Group: Members Posts: 430 Joined: 11-May 03 From: Dimmitt, Tx Member No.: 680 Region Association: Southwest Region  |
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the final exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "Idon't want to appearungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor replied, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." the instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the tailpipe." |
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| Eric Taylor |
Sep 3 2003, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 909 Joined: 1-June 03 From: Newport, OR/Eugene Oregon- UO Member No.: 770 |
lol
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| Joe Bob |
Sep 3 2003, 11:13 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
There was this guy.....he was in love with his proctologist......so he goes in and says....."Doc, I have this pain." So he assumes the position and the Doctor says...."oh my, you have a dozen long stemmed red roses up there....."
The guy says....."did you read the card?" |
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| redshift |
Sep 4 2003, 12:26 AM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
lol
I feel better, thanks guys. M |
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