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Brando
post Mar 16 2006, 07:30 PM
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BUY MY SPARE KIDNEY!!!
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No, it wasn't "I'm pregnant" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)

It was:

"Hey, nice fiat!" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
Followed by:
"What is that, an X... X-19? OH! It's a Porsche! Cool!"

Drive through at Carl's Junior, even.

Yes, he was yuppie.
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Aaron Cox
post Mar 16 2006, 07:30 PM
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rofl mof!

i got that an in n out......
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post Mar 16 2006, 07:31 PM
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i opened this thinking "you're fired" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
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post Mar 16 2006, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 16 2006, 05:31 PM)
i opened this thinking "you're fired" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

No, no... not yet.

Although, I may be out of a job come november... Say tuned, news at 8!
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post Mar 16 2006, 08:04 PM
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Can somone working at a Carl's jr. drive through really be considered a yuppie? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif)
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post Mar 16 2006, 08:07 PM
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Only if his Dad owns the franchise..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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post Mar 16 2006, 08:09 PM
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" you'll never walk again"

"please step out of the vehicle"

"no, that appearse to be syphilis"

"24 hours Full House"

"I'm really a man"
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post Mar 16 2006, 08:09 PM
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or if he made the statement while loading his Famous Star into his leased C-Class while parked next to you in the parking lot.
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post Mar 16 2006, 08:32 PM
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dang, that was funny.
i had a kid arch his head out their car window and ask me if mine was a ferrari. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bravo.gif)

well, he was like 8, but you'd think his dad woulda clued him!
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post Mar 17 2006, 08:01 AM
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QUOTE (lotus_65 @ Mar 16 2006, 06:32 PM)
i had a kid arch his head out their car window and ask me if mine was a ferrari. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bravo.gif)


I had a 29-year-old ask if mine was a Ferrari. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)
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post Mar 17 2006, 08:07 AM
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QUOTE (BMartin914 @ Mar 17 2006, 07:01 AM)
QUOTE (lotus_65 @ Mar 16 2006, 06:32 PM)
i had a kid arch his head out their car window and ask me if mine was a ferrari. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bravo.gif)


I had a 29-year-old ask if mine was a Ferrari. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)

Was he stepping off of the "short bus"? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif)
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post Mar 17 2006, 08:25 AM
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QUOTE (BMartin914 @ Mar 17 2006, 09:01 AM)

I had a 29-year-old ask if mine was a Ferrari.  :screwy:

Same thing. Must have been in his early 20's. I pull into a gas station to grab a soda, and this attendant comes running up to me and in his excitement practically shouts, " Is that a Ferrari, or a Porsche?". I told him it was a Porsche. "Cool, I knew it had to be one of them."
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post Mar 17 2006, 08:27 AM
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Words a man doesn't want to hear..


" I want to be just friends"

"I want a divorce"

" I'm having an affair"

"I 'm pregnant - its triplets" (and you been shooting blanks for 3 years - with help of the vet)

"I wrecked your six"
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post Mar 17 2006, 08:53 AM
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I has someone ask me where the engine was while I was filling up with gas.

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post Mar 17 2006, 09:10 AM
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QUOTE (olav @ Mar 17 2006, 07:53 AM)
I has someone ask me where the engine was while I was filling up with gas.

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

just tell them it's electric (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 17 2006, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE (olav @ Mar 17 2006, 06:53 AM)
I has someone ask me where the engine was while I was filling up with gas.

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

I wonder how the guys in Oregon deal with it.

You can't pump your own gas so everytime you fill up you have to explain where the tank is...
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post Mar 17 2006, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE (JB 914 @ Mar 17 2006, 07:10 AM)

just tell them it's electric (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

Boogy-woogy-woogy!

here's a couple more

"guilty"

"we're going to have to amputate"

"it's not you, it's me"
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post Mar 17 2006, 11:33 AM
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Last time I was at the Carl's Jr. drive throught was 20 years ago and I was either (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif) or (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/drunk.gif) but likely both.

HMMMM nachos.......

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post Mar 17 2006, 02:15 PM
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Not bad for carrying sway bars.
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I miss the looks I would get while pumping gas in my 914. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sad.gif)
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