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MDG
post Mar 8 2009, 08:40 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) I like a good spoonful of Crisco once in awhile
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post Mar 8 2009, 08:44 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) I like a good spoonful of Crisco once in awhile



It does make the medicine go down
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post Mar 8 2009, 09:23 AM
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I've been polishing up my credentials, can I get into this meeting?
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post Mar 8 2009, 09:32 AM
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I would never join I club that would stoop low enough to have me....
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post Mar 8 2009, 09:38 AM
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QUOTE(Sleepin @ Mar 7 2009, 11:15 PM) *

Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an asshat because I like boobs! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Nah! Eric you're a geek... Liking boobs is the only cool thing about you! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Mar 8 2009, 09:57 AM
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QUOTE(greenie @ Mar 8 2009, 07:23 AM) *

I've been polishing up my credentials, can I get into this meeting?


Only an asshat would polish his own credentials. Are you blind yet?
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:03 AM
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QUOTE(KELTY360 @ Mar 8 2009, 07:57 AM) *

QUOTE(greenie @ Mar 8 2009, 07:23 AM) *

I've been polishing up my credentials, can I get into this meeting?


Only an asshat would polish his own credentials. Are you blind yet?


If Curt polishes too fast he is going to get a rash! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:08 AM
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the cat is highly offended.......

He says he is a complete cat

The cats are voting now to see if you are THE winner....

Kennytryingtocalmdownonehighlyindignantcat
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE(kwales @ Mar 8 2009, 08:08 AM) *

"You have a cat's ass on your head. Therefore, you are qualified. Continue with your new business... Asshat."

From this statement, one could be made to believe that that I have just a cats ass on my head. Nothing could be farther from the truth and the cat is highly offended.......

He says he is a complete cat, not just a cat's ass.

As a reward, he nominated you for the Asshat "Catastrophe" trophy....

What's a "Catastrophe" trophy you ask?...

It''s a Cat/as/trophe. It's the hind quarters of a cat mounted on a beautiful wood plaque and a flashing LED is strategically located just below the tail...

The cats are voting now to see if you are THE winner....

Kennytryingtocalmdownonehighlyindignantcat


If it is any consolation to the highly indignant cat, I have at this very moment, a cat foot warmer and a cat crotch warmer... They were supposed to be for the kid but somehow they imprinted on me and wherever I am, I have at least one of them in my lap... Along with a golden retriever who occasionally gets up and tries to nose the cats out of my lap.

I have found that when a cat is trying to regain dignity they usually stop what they are doing and bathe themselves. You might suggest it...
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE(ConeDodger @ Mar 8 2009, 08:38 AM) *

QUOTE(Sleepin @ Mar 7 2009, 11:15 PM) *

Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an asshat because I like boobs! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Nah! Eric you're a geek... Liking boobs is the only cool thing about you! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


Dammit!
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:27 AM
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QUOTE(Sleepin @ Mar 8 2009, 08:19 AM) *

QUOTE(ConeDodger @ Mar 8 2009, 08:38 AM) *

QUOTE(Sleepin @ Mar 7 2009, 11:15 PM) *

Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an asshat because I like boobs! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Nah! Eric you're a geek... Liking boobs is the only cool thing about you! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


Dammit!


Oh don't worry Eric. Next big earthquake and Grand Junction will be coastal property. Then you can develop that California Asshat attitude! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:34 AM
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Tried it, he's got the other ones angry too, nobody's licking, they're all stalking.....

Ken
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(ConeDodger @ Mar 8 2009, 09:14 AM) *

QUOTE(kwales @ Mar 8 2009, 08:08 AM) *

"You have a cat's ass on your head. Therefore, you are qualified. Continue with your new business... Asshat."

From this statement, one could be made to believe that that I have just a cats ass on my head. Nothing could be farther from the truth and the cat is highly offended.......

He says he is a complete cat, not just a cat's ass.

As a reward, he nominated you for the Asshat "Catastrophe" trophy....

What's a "Catastrophe" trophy you ask?...

It''s a Cat/as/trophe. It's the hind quarters of a cat mounted on a beautiful wood plaque and a flashing LED is strategically located just below the tail...

The cats are voting now to see if you are THE winner....

Kennytryingtocalmdownonehighlyindignantcat


If it is any consolation to the highly indignant cat, I have at this very moment, a cat foot warmer and a cat crotch warmer... They were supposed to be for the kid but somehow they imprinted on me and wherever I am, I have at least one of them in my lap... Along with a golden retriever who occasionally gets up and tries to nose the cats out of my lap.

I have found that when a cat is trying to regain dignity they usually stop what they are doing and bathe themselves. You might suggest it...


Whoa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) I really don't want to hear about what your "cats" are warming. If that's what you're calling them these days. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
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post Mar 8 2009, 10:41 AM
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QUOTE(kwales @ Mar 8 2009, 08:34 AM) *

Tried it, he's got the other ones angry too, nobody's licking, they're all stalking.....

Ken


Whoa! I'm in a world of shit now!
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post Mar 8 2009, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE(greenie @ Mar 8 2009, 07:23 AM) *

I've been polishing up my credentials, can I get into this meeting?


Teling us you have been " polishing your credentials " is a very half assed way to try and get in. You must give us examples of your ass hattery in order to be fully accepted.
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post Mar 8 2009, 11:19 AM
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why are all the doors here locked from the outside?
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post Mar 8 2009, 11:21 AM
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why are all the doors here locked from the outside?


To keep the Canadians out. We are just amateur asshats. Those Canadians would just put us to shame. Now get out! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Mar 8 2009, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE(MDG @ Mar 8 2009, 09:19 AM) *

why are all the doors here locked from the outside?



Chuck Norris doesn't go to jail....jail goes to Chuck Norris
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post Mar 8 2009, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(ConeDodger @ Mar 8 2009, 01:21 PM) *

QUOTE(MDG @ Mar 8 2009, 09:19 AM) *

why are all the doors here locked from the outside?


To keep the Canadians out. We are just amateur asshats. Those Canadians would just put us to shame. Now get out! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


up here, we usually lock the doors from the inside to keep people out . . .
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post Mar 8 2009, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE(scotty b @ Mar 8 2009, 09:22 AM) *

QUOTE(MDG @ Mar 8 2009, 09:19 AM) *

why are all the doors here locked from the outside?



Chuck Norris doesn't go to jail....jail goes to Chuck Norris


Clearly Scotty has read Kierkegaard... Which makes him an asshat just like me! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/welcome.png) Asshats Anonomous! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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